| Preface | v |
| Introduction | viii |
| Section One - Domestic Travel | 1 |
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| The Evolution of a Bus Driver | 2 |
| Tow Car Fun | 11 |
| A Lousy Way to Start a Trip | 16 |
| An Unforgettable Breakdown | 20 |
| Winter Blunderland | 25 |
| Sequoia, Terror on the slopes | 30 |
| Tube-Type Tubeless Tires | 34 |
| Fun Roads I've Known | 37 |
| How to Push Start a Bus | 43 |
| Goin' to Tampa with the Ladies | 46 |
| The Origin of Smog | 50 | .
| Section Two - Normal Breakdowns | 55 |
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| How to Get Oiled | 56 |
| More Filter Fun | 60 |
| A Heart Braking Tale | 64 |
| No Fueling | 68 |
| Powerless in the Mid-Continent | 73 |
| Ups and Downs | 76 |
| Beer Joints and 'U' Joints | 80 |
| The Skinner Valve.What Good is It? | 82 |
| The Canny Dipstick | 90 |
| What Goes Around Must Go To Ground | 91 |
| Bakersfield Dominos | 94 |
| Expecting the Unexpected | 98 |
| Section Three - Mexican Adventures | 110 |
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| Mexico, Land of Enchantment | 110 |
| The Bus Trader | 111 |
| Who Needs Television | 115 |
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| Fun in the Sand | 118 |
| Fun in the Sand | 118 |
| Sights and Sickness | 122 |
| Curbs and Horses | 126 |
| Mexican Encounters | 130 |
| Kino Bay is Keen | 140 |
| Our Friends, The Federales | 145 |
| A Tropical Hazard | 146 |
| Time to Re-Tire | l49 |
| An International Incident | 152 |
| Automatic Wind Compensator | 157 |
| Section Four - The Ladies' Viewpoint | 160 |
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| How to Eat on the Road and Enjoy It | 162 |
| The Standards of Travel | 164 |
| How to Pack for a Weekend Rally | 169 |
| Rally Games | 172 |
| Pot Luck...Ugh! | 175 |
| Shoes in the Bus | 178 |
| No Fumar | 180 |
| Section Five - Rally Humor | 182 |
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| The Last section | 182 |
| Happiness is in the Imagination | 183 |
| Night Visions | 184 |
| The Bus Look | 187 |
| Camp Ground Chit Chat | 189 |
| Stupid Thoughts | 192 |
| Birth of a Title | 197 |
| Know-it-all | 200 |
| Didja Ever Wonder | 201 |
| Conclusions | 205 |
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