Acetylene Lifestyle- hardcore lifestyle ("Son,
this is to light your acetylene torch.")
Bean bag buddy- involves the placement of a bean bag
on one's lap and. . . .
Bof and Chonk- big folk.
Buckton-
Capybara- South American oversized guinea pig (largest
rodent in the world), flat head, grunts and rams you.
Chonesy- "Can I chonesy?" "NO, don't
chonesy."
Chonesy twins world famous foot jobs-
Core-
Cut(s) Daddy, Cutter- one who comes out of or is in
the cuts or is strange or crazy.
The Cutter- sold all dj equipment for 1lb of speed,
had been up for two weeks, living outside Irok's window at the ranch, insane.
Creveling-
Datch Yo Baby- some meat days ask you this
if you're walking around with a baby. "Some people screaming datcho baby like their life depended on it."
Dead on that shit (Dead on it, dead on the toilet, dead
on the, dead on that, dead on your whole life)- fucked up, drunk, tired.
Dead Scene- (self explanatory)
Deadly Delonghi-
intense oil heater used frequently at 714 Solano. Originally derived from a news story that someone had died in an air-tight
trailer with one on.
Deet/Deets- bug spray/bugs.
Dip-Dip(Dippity, dive, dip)- go away, leave, have sex.
Dispose of yourself- leave, kill yourself, what you're
offering me is unacceptable.
Do the fish- fall down and wiggle around in the gutter
after doing nitrous, trip out, go abstract.
Dome Cradlers, to cradle a domepiece- Dome Cradlers
of America, Local 217.
Dora Chinee- $1 Chinese Food.
Eeew Boomaclok-
Fegan-
where is the fegan, anyway?
The Fetus- we knew some kid who had very
faint features and a cylindrical head and people called him the fetus--made even funnier by the fact that he was kind of a
meat day. Spawned such terms as "Spun fetus." and "Your not a very fun spetus."
Flabby-
bad, unsatisfactory.
Flippin' switches- turning
on your hydraulics, three-wheel motion, gangster lean.
Fringes (of society)- FoS crew vs. MS. "FRINGES!"
Fully portable- "I'm fully portable." (has
nothing to do with transportation)
Garlic and Basil- "I dunno, maybe like half a
package but, like, it's like garlic and basil and shit."
Genetically engineer- make,
do, create, get, transport--"Let's genetically engineer ourselves some food.", "He genetically engineered himself
over to my house.", "Copasetik: genetically engineered in the seventies."
Hardwood floor- reference
to sleeping on a hardwood floor without a blanket or a pillow. Originally done in a vacant apartment at the Dwight house.
Can be used to refer to the fact that one does not have a place to stay: "I'll just catch a hardwood floor tonight.",
"What kind of hardwood are you surfing tonight?"
Hoedaddy- bum cigarette, flick it, dance with arms
extended and clenched fists, fist it.
Homicidal heat dish- intense parabolic electric heater. Synonymous with something extreme or hardcore. "Guess we'll just sit you down
in front of the heatdish."
Honed (Hone in/out)- exhausted, roofed, come, find,
etc. "I'm pretty honed, I don't think I'm going to hone in on any kind of hoon tonight." "I'll hone in on your
house in a couple hours." "She honed in us rather professionally tonight." "Let's honesy on down to the
hoonse."
Hoon, Hoonsee Qatsi- just honesy on down....
Hordel- gangster-like.
I like stompin they heads and shit- ray's philosophy.
In a room with no arms and no legs- nonfunctional, through, throop, dead on the toilet, Ned, dead on it.
Jah Impostafari(Impostafari's)- white people
with dreads who play soccer and hacky-sack, wear adidas gear and cargo pants, and listen to reggae and maybe a bit of techno.
"Jah ned. Impostafari!"
Jeff Wollman's transportation- 1984 Nissan pickup.
Just like pickin' strawberries- A scooping motion derived
from the image of Sam and Kai running around in a field on A scooping up handfuls of strawberries.
Lawn chair- reference to throwing a lawn chair into the campfire at wolfeboro
during the sidewalk scene.
Mad Dog 20/20-
ghetto wine.
Manch- Man/Ranch, maybe like half a man.
Meat day- meat
day shit, thug.
Meet-meet, meat-fish- gangster, scary/dangerous
person.
Meluga sports car- (RIP
the one and only Muga Mash) 1971 Mach 1 Mustang. Horizontal rear windshield.
Mlah- sometimes used to express frustration, mostly
just at random.
Muga- unrefined, Bob Meluga, meluga, large, "two
faces".
Mugafish- having
the qualities of something muga-- "You're a mugafish.", "Don't be such a mugafish."
My friend Victor- a hardcore man, mexican gangster.
NCK- speed,
crank.
Nissan Stainless-
"Ooochay ooochay"- high paced, rave scene,
etc.
Oh hello my friend it's so nice to see you now Ijustwanttoletyouknowthat
Ihaveaknife and Ineedallyourgildersforheroin oknowgimmethegilders. All I needed was your gilders (stab, stab, stab).-
Dakh's Amsterdam Experience.
Pimp conquer- beat, win.
Pink Meat Fish-
Ran, Run- control/led, fuck/ed over. "I
got ran.", "She's ran.", "We run you."
Remnants- "Dude, your on remnants." "Don't
be such a remnant."
Roofer, Roof Daddy, On roofies-
ruthless or otherwise crazy/extreme person.
A ruthless scene- (self explanatory)
Sa Roofa- "It's a roofer" "lifesaroofa"
Scene Diver- one who attempts to inconspicuously enter
your scene or is talented at delving to multiple scenes.
Scooch (Scooched)- not sketchy but scoochy.
Shadome-dome- Pinole, depressing shimas suburb.
Shifty kimball grin- crooked smile.
Shimmer- to be on speed.
Shimmers(Shimas, Shimmy, Shim Dim)- on speed in a room playing super
nintendo, many different safeway crackers arranged in a circular pattern.
[On] Shlards- drunken, lard, large, see mugafish.
Skeemuel- skeemin
Samuel Reeder. (Maxuel, Natuel, Malikuel, Danuel. . .)
Slave unit- Isaac taking care of his eight or so siblings.
Slickton-
Sneet- a strange person or a certain type of person:
"art sneet", "intellectual sneet".
Snish- variant on sneet and sneet/meet fish.
Some people's big old domes- some people.
Some people's lives- some people, chocolate and strawberry
flavored milks.
Spinoff- peripheral friend of Copasetic, jocker, base
level member of a pyramid scheme, pawn, just part of plan.
Take to the streets- destroy something (usually electronics) by smashing it in the
street.
The Toe- the ghetto.
Unload- to dispose of scene divers and assorted
spinoffs:round them all up in the back of a pickup truck, find another crew and roll them out the back. "Unload! Unload!"
Warped version- person who looks like someone you know
but just a little bit different; something distorted or ugly.
Wheat grass!- exclamatory remark.
Worfer-
Wud- wud
Ya Ned- You're dead.
707 (Acoustic Response 707 Series with THX)- object of close to no worth i.e. whose value is none.
714 Solano- original hangout of the Crew, site of many
a legend, domain of shimmers.
5478- seven eight, losing mind, boarded up in the walls,
707's in the garage, environment non-conducive to sanity.
8088 Rave- an
early-eighties microprocessor trying to process techno. It can't keep up and it only gets a beat out every few seconds: "Oooch.
. . . Aach. . ." A strobe light that turns off and on at five second intervals adds to the effect. Can be used in several
contexts--"I'm on my eighty-eighty- eight." or simply to describe obsolete technology. 8088 pronunciation.
You think your words are funnier than ours? Send me that shit with an explanation/story behind it. If I like what I get I'll create a new page for this.
