2/23/04

Long Time, No Updates. Up Next...Me!

So, what the hell is going on in this picture? Well, I'll tell ya, Berto is an active rugger again. I've hooked up with the Washington Renegades RFC. I'm starting for now. Check back every so often, I'll keep putting up pics of Sir Rantalot getting pounded for your viewing pleasure.

-Sir Rantalot

Click here for The Rugby Page

12/7/03

After More Than a Month: More Updates (Sorta)

Jamiko

27 years ago yesterday a phulio was born. Today, Jamiko Allen Hercules (JAH) is keeping the rest of the world real from his hometown of Berkeley Ca. The cream of Jamiko's spirit has risen to the top over the past couple years. When he's not working like a dog, like 60 hours/ week he's teaching kids the inner peace of knowing how to kick ass, but not doing it until absolutly necessary, and racing go-carts. I once said Jamiko the dark little light of my life. He still is. Happy birthday bro.

Malik

I love White people! Show me the money!

A short blurb could never encapsulate what Malik has been up to. Some of his exploits have been documented by the media, and various fan-sites. But who is he? Really?

Well Malik fans, Sir Ranalot presents an exclusive:

"Behind His Head: The Untold Story of Malik Cooper"

(This is link Dawg, click it)

10/24/03

Arts and Craftiness

10/22/03

New Copasetic Galleries

The galleries have been fixed, they should run smoother now.

Click pic to enter gallery

10/21/03

Finding Fools Wit Da Quickness: Delver and Danry Make Contact

Delver

Delver is alive and living in the NYC. He's currently involved in various projects including sneet.com.

Delver prepares to infiltrate the establishment

"i enjoy socially awkward moments, forced conversation, being uncomfortable, making people uncomfortable and making a fool of myself."

Same old Delver.

Comprehend the Delver (yeah right, you cannot comp the Delve!) at www.sneet.com

Danry

Danry on the set of "Delve-iverance"

"You sure gotta pretty sneet-dae"

Danry resides in the No. He makes money as a "Freelance Porn Banner Designer" When not involved in this noble cause he keeps busy by,

"livin' the 'no lifestyle. hangin with my ol lady. drawing. snowboarding. my car. playin guitar. playing RS. provoking the hordles. - in that order"

(Sir Rantalot's note: I am not the RS in this quote.)

Cuts Carlo

Holy crap! "Instant sushi" really works!

Carlo took his Sundance Sound Collective experience and is now working as a club promoter in SF.

Apparently he became hardcore since the last time I saw him. There are stories circulating that he's now some kinda tough guy. Ah'ight then, people change, even those in the cuts.

10/16/03

Holy Shit! Its Mark Lederer!

Need a house in the East Bay?

Click Mark's dome

We have found Mark Lederer! He's selling Real Estate in Berkeley Ca. The original spinoff and noted pond diver, its good to know he's not be "dead on the."

Mark says: "After graduating from UC Davis, with a Design major and a managerial economics minor, I worked as an Art Director for an advertising agency for a couple of years. The 24 hour days burnt me out, and eventually Katie and I decided to start our own business. We have now been working together as
independent real estate contractors in the East Bay for 2 years. It has been really neat to buy and sell homes in the same area as I grew up in. Which reminds me! Just a couple of months ago I sold a home just a block from Dan's old home in the Elmwood district. "

(Sir Rantalot's Note: Trying to give every neighborhood a name and calling it a "district" is hella pretentious, Berkeley is getting more and more Starbucks every year.)

The Knocker Lives!

Pic courtesy of artcrimes.com

Click here to see the full sketch

Evidence of the Knocker's existence was recently found at artcrimes.com. He did a page in Eskae's black book which was subsequently posted online. Though the site lists no information regarding when the page was posted, or when the sketch was drawn there is hope that the Knocker (AKA Heinz 57) will surface again soon.

See Eskae's book and others at ArtCrimes.com

Bukue: Blowing up on three different levels

Though not a member of the Copo Fam, Bukue (NSP) was an influential figure. Many of us who could not get real skateboard sponsorships were sponsored by Bukue, a nice guy with no belly button. Like the Knocker, Bukue vanished from the Copo scene sometime ago, (rumors that he lives in a castle, and is trying to build the perfect skater/ writer by using the body parts of deceased street legends with the help of "Igor" Lederer have yet to be proven). He also lives on at artcrimes.com

Get the real scoop on Bukue's globe hopping "Triathalon" at bukueone.com

(Fer real, I wanna see Bukue tour with ILL Mitch, busting out phat rhymes and skate demos across the country. Hip-hop, skating, and graff/punching, fer real triathalon.)

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