Papasito Muuurgh sent up the alert that there is another. ANOTHER PORKINS FIGURE!



Yeah. This time The Great One gets a blaster, an X-Wing that totally does not explode, and R5-D8, his trusty droid capable of mixing smoothies while plotting a course to the greatest barbecue joints in the galaxy. Oh yeah, General Dodonna's in the set too, so you can re-enact the decision to send Porkins on the mission that would make him a legend.



Can you hold it? Can you?
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Twitter. Love it, hate it, not get it, have it and still don't know what it is? Who cares!

Porkins is on Twitter!

He has revealed he's seen Palpatine naked, taught Han all his best moves, and goes on dates with Yarna d'al Gargan, and keeps everyone up-to-date on the status of his back hair.

Best Twitter in the galaxy.
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Michael Fleming of Tweedlebop fame has gotten to the greatest letter of all in his freakin' adorable Star Wars ABC.

Teach the Porklings right with these brilliant flash cards, which can be seen on Flickr.
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