I Disagree Strongly With the Second of God’s 10 New Commandments
Dear
Editor,
I
am outraged by the story you published regarding God’s 10 new commandments
(January 30, 2006). The
commandment says, “Thou shalt not make thee a graven image upon toast or other
comestibles and declare it holy.”
Last month I prepared lasagna for dinner, and when I removed it from
the oven I was amazed to see the face of Jesus represented perfectly in the
melted cheese on top. I have
received many blessings since then: I lost ten pounds; I reconnected with
my estranged daughter; and even won $37 playing the lottery.
I
felt sure I should share the wonderful Jesus lasagna with others so they
too could receive blessings, so I tried to sell the lasagna on Craigslist
and eBay. Each time, the
lasagna mysteriously made its way back to me. I have become convinced God wants me to keep the lasagna
because He’s got even more blessings in store for me. Although the lasagna has grown some
mold and is beginning to smell a little, I’m going to keep it until God
tells me to pass it along to the next person.
The
Weekly World News has previously
been quite informative and thought-inducing, and I am saddened a magazine
with a respectable reputation such as yours would publish such rubbish. I’m going to cancel my subscription
immediately, and go sit in front of my Jesus lasagna while I wait for more
blessings to come my way.
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