How to Cook a Turkey

by Cory Hagen -- age 5

First you kill the turkey. Then take off the feathers. Stuff the inside with carrots and broccoli.
Set the oven at seven degrees and cook for seven minutes. When the turkey is red, it's done. Serve with mashed potatoes and milk.

Sorry we didn't get this to you before Thanksgiving. Luckily, there was the Butterball hotline.

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