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Military Recruitment Commercials

As stated in earlier documents, due to the low recruitment numbers. We have been forced to accept Neo-Nazi's and White Supremacists into our ranks once again. However, even with this concession, we are still running way behind in recruitment. Since Neo-Nazi's and White Supremacists are the only ones willing to sign up these days, we decided to commission several advertising firms to submit commercials to us. That we could use to help drive recruitment in the Neo-Nazi and White Supremacists ranks.

What follows is the written treatment for the commercials we have decided to produce for distribution in the Neo-Nazi's and White Supremacists ranks.

Commercial #1 (Army)

The commercial starts off in complete silence. We then bring up newspaper headlines from the bombings of the black churches in the early sixties. We show the faces of the four little black girls killed in one church bombing.

Still in silence we shift to the headlines of the Olympic Park bombing and the abortion clinic bombings of the nineties.

The silence continues as we show a picture of Timothy McVeigh in his Army uniform with the Bronze Star Medal. We fade to pictures of the Oklahoma City bombing, one picture after another. Pictures of the building, pictures of the people crying.

Finally we break the silence with a news reporter announcing the number of dead. We switch back to a picture of Timothy McVeigh. With a voice over, “Let us help release—the inner demolitionists—in you.”. We switch to a unit patch that saids [We got boom]. Another voice over, “Be all you can be in the U.S. Army.” A fade to black.

Commercial #2 (Army)

We open with a shot of a bedroom mirror and the sound of a man whistling Dixie. Slowly the man appears in front of the mirror in a Klan uniform. He begins to try on his hood. At that moment we switch to several reenactments.

1st We will show a car at a military roadblock all full of bullet holes. We pan around the car clearly showing that a dead family is in the car. Of course their skin color must be clearly non Caucasian.

2nd We show a dinner table all shot up. We pan backwards out of the house into the street where we again see dark skinned people shouting and screaming.

3rd We switch to a prison setting where we see half naked dark skinned men being terrorized by dogs. We show fully naked dark skinned men all piled together, while men in uniform, laugh their asses off.

We switch to a soldier's side profile with a unit patch that has a skull which is screaming and states [Pacification via Terror]. We have a voice over say “We inflict more terror by 9pm than most Klansmen do in a lifetime.”, “Be all you can be in the U.S. Army.” A fade to black.

Commercial #3 (U.S. Marine Corps)

We open on a small house with a light on in the living room. Next thing we see is the door being kicked in. We hear screams and yelling from a Mexican family as four skin heads with bats and guns burst into their living room. The leader of the skin heads turn to the newest recruit and asks, “Have you ever been a part of something like this?” The new recruit smiles.

We then cut away to a flashback from his military days. We see a door being blown open with explosives. Members of a dark skinned family are screaming and running around. We then hear gun fire and see the family members falling dead. We then see the recruit enter the families bedroom where a young girl is shaking on her bed. A fellow soldier asks, “Do you want to go first?” The new recruit replies, “I'll take sloppy seconds. I hate it when they struggle a lot.” We see his smile again. We cut back to the present and hear him say, “Yes I have.” We fade out.

We fade in with a shirtless skin head. With Nazi tattoos on his chest. In the background the U.S Marine Corps insignia. A voice over states “What you learn here.” Then we switch to the skin head in full uniform with a unit patch that states [We bang the enemy. Like porn stars.]. Then the voice over states, “Will prepare you for the future.” We fade out with the U.S. Marine Corps anthem.

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