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My personal apology to a help forum.

I want to offer my deepest apology to everyone who is a member of this site or has visited it in the past six months or so. About 8 months ago I was curious about events in the Middle East. I wanted a different perspective than what I was receiving here in the United States. So I visited some Islamic web sites.

Given that I have a website with comments that are not flattering to the current administration. That I have written my national legislators to oppose the current administration by all legal means possible. Given that there was a couple of days when people from Romania and Turkey kept reading pages on my website. For the record, let me say, I did not know these people. But, when all the facts are accounted for, there is only one conclusion that can be reached.

Under the current political climate, there is a 97.451% chance that I am being monitored by the NSA or the FBI. If you take the time to look up conspiracy (A group of conspirators banded together to achieve some harmful or illegal purpose). You can see it takes more than one person to make a conspiracy. Therefore everyone I come into contact with on a daily basis in cyberspace and cell phone space, is a potential co-conspirator.

Since everything I write could be a code for some nefarious deed. To everyone who has responded to a post of mine. To anyone who I have helped by answering a post. Or for anyone who has visited my website. There is a 93.1984% chance that you are being monitored.

I throw this warning and apology out to all you. Just in case you are into kink emails and or kink cell phone calls. You may be providing thrills for more than just one person. Never let it be said, that Big Brother does not know how to get his kicks vicariously.

Some of you, understandably, may be feeling sick or sad right about now. Just remember every cloud has a lining of some kind. So look at it this way. 20 years from now when you are trying to convince your grandkids, of how much of a stud or studdette you were back in the day. You can under the freedom of information act, have them pull up all your tacitly permitted recorded cell phone calls and emails, to prove your point.

Once you explain to them that tapping that ass–tapping it real hard. Is not just a suggestion on how to get a donkey to move. That your obsession with neatly trimmed bush, was not a gardening thing. That your constant need to know who a woman's daddy was. Was not a genealogy thing. There will be high fives all around and shouts of “you da man”.

Sincerely yours, a potential threat to national security. B Bell

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