Observations from Hillary Clinton's Memoirs.
As I stated
in my book “I Bitch: Tales from the very top while on all four”. Women are not better than men, just
different. Believe it or not, we see the world the same. Where we differ is how we like to screw over one another, in
order to get to the top. Luckily for me I have no problem screwing people over like a man or a woman. Success can come from
having a good working knowledge of the vagina and the penis. For those who understand this, here are some observations on
men, power and politics. Courtesy of me. Your 1st woman President, and your 1st two term woman President.
Hilary
Clinton On:
1st
Standing by your man? People once accused me of not wanting to stand by my man. They were correct. The proper place
for any strong independent smart woman to stand. Is firmly behind her man. Simply, because that is the best position for
you to accurately plant your size seven foot up their ass when they screw up.
2nd
Women and doormats! Some people think that as a woman that I allowed at least one man to screw me over. They could
not be further from the truth. What accomplished women such as myself know and understand, is that you have to learn how to
let a man screw you for his sexually gratification, without screwing you over. The only people who don't understand this,
are the same people who do not know the difference between selling sex and using sex to sell.
3rd
Sex! It can be many things to many people. But what women must understand is that sex will not control a strong willed,
smart, capable man. Look, men who are smart know that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac and it will allow them to get all
the sex they want. More importantly it will allow them to get the type of sex they like. When it comes to sex, satisfaction
is more important than quantity. Women—know this, learn this, practice this. Now having said all of that, you should
as a woman, never underestimate the power of a well timed well done—blow job!
4th
Lesbianism! Once, early on in my marriage after some kind of sex. My husband asked if I was a lesbian. I looked him
in the eye and simply said, “Don't ask and I will not tell.” So now you know where that little ditty came
from. On the other hand, people are such hypo critics when it comes to lesbianism. In private they will watch them make love
all day long, all the while wishing they were participating. Get them in public and they all become holier than thou. If the
men of the world only knew how many of their women are into lesibianism. On second thought it is probably best that they do
not know. God knows if they did, my husband and I would have had a really full dance card while in the White House.
5th Women on top! Some very powerful women, Janet
Reno, comes to mind. Fall prey to the myth that over night they somehow become beautiful. This is an illusion which can be
hard to resist. As I stated earlier, power is an aphrodisiac. You can equate power to having the same effect on men and women
as beer does. You can call it power goggles. The more powerful you become and the longer you are in power is directly proportional
to how attractive you will become to all around you. Men and women alike will find you very attractive and make themselves
available to you. As the mirror and many television shots over the years have proved, I am not the most attractive woman.
But if I had a dollar for every young stud who threw himself at me, gay or straight, once I reached the level of Senator.
I would have a small fortune. More important to me if I had a dollar for every woman who told me that they were not gay, but
if I wanted to, they would. I would have an even greater fortune and a of lot very precious memories. As Senator and President,
I really didn't need the money, so I just collected the many precious memories. The ultimate lesson to take away from this
is a good woman or a good man can't make a gay person straight. But a very powerful person can cause anyone to whore themselves and make the straightest of people gay, sometimes
very gay.
By
B. Bell
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