My dead son, the noble war, and fearless leader

I am here as a supporter of George Bush our great President. I am here to let you know that even though our son was killed in Iraq. We support our fearless leader George Bush, and also to let you know that Cindy Sheehan is a traitor to Americans everywhere.

How dare she speak her mind in America. She is running around speaking against our fearless leader and his policies in Iraq. Where does she get the right to do such a thing. She should be proud that her son died for this country. In the most noble war since Vietnam. She walks around protesting like she has some kind of constitutional right to do so, and that others should be allowed to listen to her. Let me tell you that my wife and I would never do that. We celebrate the death of our son, in the most noble war ever. Let me tell you of the perks of having your son die in the most noblest of wars.

The most obvious perk is that we get to stand on the same stage with our fearless leader and sing his praises. We also have lots of people who constantly tell us how sorry they feel for us, and they pray for us. Nothing makes you feel better than knowing people are praying for you. I suggest everyone here should lose a love one to war, so others can pray for you. Add to that the fact that my wife got to buy a whole new black wardrobe. She looks pretty damn good in black even if she was crying a lot at the funeral.

The military was so good to us when it came to the funeral, they paid for everything. They gave us a nice band to play taps at the funeral and a twenty-one gun salute to boot. Even though the casket was closed because of the body damage done to our son, I am sure it was nice inside. The headstone was a class touch also. But the best burial perk was that great big American flag that draped the coffin. They folded it into a nice triangle for us, but we are going to fly that flag, day and night, rain or shine. Wow, can you believe it, all of that great stuff was free. Do you know how much all of that would have cost us, if we had to pay for it out of our pockets. A lot, but the good old USA picked up the tab for everything. Just because our son died in the most noble war ever.

I will tell you ever since our son died in the most noble war ever. We have had to experience lots of very new things. Such as how Ebay works. We had so many of our son's things just lying around the house, we decided to sell them on Ebay. I am an old guy but let me tell you Ebay is great. I could not believe how much we got for things on Ebay. You will not believe how much our sons Purple Heart sold for. Let me just say that our South Pacific vacation is going to be out of this world. I want to thank everyone involved in bringing us this windfall. Not least among them, our dead son, an American hero of the most noble war ever.

I am about to wrap up my praise of our fearless leader, his noble war and my dead heroic son. But I would be remiss if I did not bring up the best part of my son's death. That is we will never have to speak to his bitch of a wife again. She sounds and acts like Cindy. Talking bad about our fearless leader and his noble war. I thank god he never had children with that female dog. I could not imagine having her raise our grandchildren, not wanting to die, in one of the Bush's daughters noble wars. Long live the Bushs and their noble wars.

By B Bell

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