Interoffice memo: From the media relations office of the Obama administration.
Concerning the soon to be released new detainee documents on Monday.
Should We Re-Brand the Holocaust?
The Attorney Generals of the Bush and Obama administrations have
codified that any person acting with the legal authority of the state. Can not be held guilty for any thing they do while
following orders from a legally elected and lawful government. Especially if that action is against a legally recognized group
of people who have terrorist among them. With Manifest Destiny and the Japanese-American imprisonments during WWII being an
early prime example of this.
It is a shame that the United States took so long to codify this
policy in public. For if it had been done earlier, many find outstanding German citizens would have been spared a most unjust
persecution, for just following orders. And of course when the full details of our imprisonments and interrogations(torture)
are released on Monday. We would have been spared the cries for the unjust punishment for our men and women who were just
following orders.
The revelations of the past few weeks and those soon to be revealed,
will prove that the chief accusers of the German government at Nuremberg. The United States of America government, is and
always has been a little like the German government of a certain time period. The “is” clearly refers to the actions
taken on behalf of todays war on terror. The “has been” refers to the near masterfully eradication of the Native
American population with the great slogan of “Manifest Destiny”.
We have learned over the past few months that when you give snazzy
obfuscating acronyms to horrible things. It tends to make them seem less horrible, mostly for those who occupy the political
right in America's society. Actually for those like Dick Cheney, it makes them seem down right innocuous. With the hope of
muting the cries of indecent behavior from the ACLU and the more honorable people in our society. We will use today's political
idioms and desensitizing language to blunt the upcoming uproar.
If we could, going forth from this moment, have everyone in the administration
and our surrogates refer to the unfortunate events that took place in Germany, by some peoples account, from 1941 to 1945.
As J.E.E.P. the Jewish Extremist Eradication Program and the gassing of the Jews as a Modified
Enhanced Eradication Technique or M.E.E.T.. It will help to soften the blows of righteous indignation we are
sure to receive.
Thanks to the actions of the Bush administration and
our administration's tacit and explicit approval of those actions. It is now widely accepted that a lawful government is empowered
to do anything and everything necessary to keep its citizenry safe from a group of people who have religious terrorists among
them. Just as it should have been accepted over 60 years ago in Nuremberg. Because as it has been articulated by the Former
Vice President of the U.S. and many in the Republican party. Fear is the one thing that can mitigate the need for human decency
in a civilized world.
On behalf of all of the Germans imprisoned and executed because of
accusations made at the Nuremberg trials and for the Americans who will soon be saddled with the same accusations when the
reports are released and read on Monday. We have submitted the preceding arguments and strategy for your approval. So that
the American people and the world will come to accept that. J.E.E.P. achieved by means of M.E.E.T., should now
be considered a rational response to the fear that the religious terrorist, who just happen to be Jewish, caused the German
people. Thus anything that we release in the near and far future about our nations actions over the past seven years. Will
all seem normal and legal, business as usual, for a nation fighting a war against religious people who have extremist among
them, who are terrorists.
By B. Bell
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