The Geneva Convention EULA

The following EULA has been added to the Geneva Convention Accords, by the United States of America. In order to use the Geneva Accords you must read and accept the EULA.

1. The United States of America has the right to remove its name from the above document at any time and declare the above document as null and void. We do however reserve the right to hold all other signatories to the strict agreements presented in the above document.

2. The United States of America has reviewed the definition of torture, where as it is perfectly adequate for the rest of the world. We the United States of America, view the definition as archaic. Therefore the following definition is the one we will use for now.

a) Definition of torture: It is not torture unless the President, Vice President, the President's wife, the Vice President's wife and Ann Coulter clearly state that it is torture.

b) The afore mentioned in section (2) subsection (a) reserve the right to change the definition of torture at any time.

3. The United States of America maintains that any invasions or attacks preceded by a power point presentation to the United Nations. Cannot be classified as naked aggression. If claims of non naked aggression are brought into question. It is not naked aggression unless our President, the Vice President, the President's wife, the Vice President's wife and Ann Coulter clearly state that it is naked aggression.

4. The United States of America reserves the right to conduct an open ended search for weapons of mass destruction. In any country that does not actually have weapons of mass destruction.

5. The United States of America Is not responsible for any damage that may occur to a country's infrastructure, government or it's citizens. When conducting a search for weapons of mass destruction. The United States of America maintains:

a) That the world at large and the country in question is responsible for all damages that occur during a search for weapons of mass destruction.

b) That the country in question must repay the United States of America for all cost accrued during the search for weapons of mass destruction. Via surrendering part of its proceeds from the selling of their natural resources.

c) Only United States of America firms, that begin with 'H' and end with 'n', may be used in the rebuilding of all infrastructure that may or may not have been damaged by the search for weapons of mass destruction. Unless otherwise stated by our President, the Vice President, the President's wife, the Vice President's wife and Ann Coulter.

6. The United States of America reserves the right to classify any dead individuals in any country as a terrorists, insurgents, supporter of a malevolent religion, and or a non freedom loving individual.

7. The United States of America does not except the accounting of any third party when it comes to counting the number of innocent people killed in what we will define as collateral damage. Only our President, the Vice President, the President's wife, the Vice President's wife and Ann Coulter can accurately distinguish between the innocent and those persons listed in section (6).

8. The above document only applies to non superpower nations. A superpower nation defined as:

a) A nation on the planet with the most advanced bombs.

b) A nation on the planet with the most advanced armed forces.

c) A nation with the moral righteousness to use the described in section (8) subsection (a) and (b) as they see fit.

9. Moral righteousness is the sole province of the United States of America as interpreted by our our President, the Vice President, the President's wife, the Vice President's wife and Ann Coulter.  

Warning if you do not accept. You will be considered in violation of the Geneva Accords, and may be subjected to something. Usually reserved for people who have been abducted by aliens. Space aliens.  

By B. Bell

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