New
Guidelines for Recruiting
We realize that recruiting has become quite difficult in the current political climate. However
we must remind all recruiters. Where as those convicted of minor sexual assaults and White Supremacists are now permitted
to be accepted into the armed forces. We must stress that Gays or Homosexuals are still forbidden. To help you distinguish
them we have prepared a short list of things to watch out for.
If they walk into the office wearing a shirt that says.
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Clay Aikens number one fan. (They might be gay)
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McVeigh lives on in my heart. (They may be a White Supremacists)
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Mary K. LeTourneau Rocks!! (They may be a sexual predator)
If you ask do you speak any languages other than English and they reply.
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I speak English and the language of the greatest man on earth Antonio Banderas. (They might
be gay)
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I speak American and like the President I speak Bad ass. And If you give me a gun to shoot
at brown skinned people. I will speak a third language. Motherfuc**n Bad ass. (They may be a White Supremacists)
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I only speak English. But I always have a pocket full candy. Nothing says I am a nice man,
to a little one, like a pocket full of candy. (They may be a sexual predator)
If you ask who they most admire and they say.
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The guys from 'Queer eye for the Straight Guy'. Their panache is beyond reproach. (They might
be gay)
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William Pierce and the late great Timothy McVeigh. Two men of action and vision. (They may
be a White Supremacists)
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John Karr a man after my own heart. If only I had his eloquence when it comes to speaking
about the little ones. (They may be a sexual predator)
If you ask what is your favorite type of music or song and they reply.
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The songs of Judy Garland as interpreted by the second greatest singer in the world Celine
Dion. (They might be gay)
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My two favorite record labels are White Noise and Resistance Records. They produce the best
music around. (They may be a White Supremacists)
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I like rap music. Something about putting all those Bitches and Ho's in their proper places.
That speaks to me like a man. (They may be a sexual predator)
If you ask what is your favorite scene in a movie and they reply.
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It is either the football scene in 'Jarhead' or the volleyball scene in 'Top Gun'. No it
is definitely the volleyball scene from 'Top Gun'. Sweaty and half naked ripped men. (They might be gay)
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'Roots' cutting that arrogant Africans foot off. To bad we can't do that today, I might actually
be able to pronounce some my coworkers names. (They may be a White Supremacists)
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Cape Fear the 1991 one. You know when De Niro is about to rape the daughter and the wife.
Oh my God. Do you have a restroom here. (They may be a sexual predator)
If you ask who recommended that you join the armed forces and they reply.
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My figure skating coach. (They might be gay)
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The William Pierce newsletter. (They may be a White Supremacists)
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No one, I saw your ad about seeing the world. I really want to see Bangkok and experience
that culture in so many ways. (They may be a sexual predator)
If you ask what do you plan to get out of your time in the armed forces and they reply.
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The experience of meeting different types of men in all types of situations. (They might
be gay)
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The ability to become an effective hunter and killer in a urban environment. It will serve
me and my fellow buds in the upcoming wars. (They may be a White Supremacists)
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To spend lots of time in Southeast Asia among the young and the slightly desperate. (They
may be a sexual predator)
If you ask what do you think about the humanitarian efforts of the armed forces these days
and they reply.
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I like to hold people when they are in pain. I love to comfort people when they are hurting.
I would love a good humanitarian effort. (They might be gay)
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You mean like New Orleans. It would give me a chance to practice my Motherf***** Bad ass
language on their dark skin asses. (They may be a White Supremacists)
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I could really enjoy myself in those chaotic situations. With all those trapped and defenseless
women. Oh could I use your restroom again. (They may be a sexual predator)
If you ask what can you offer the military and they reply.
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Me of course in all my glory. (They might be gay)
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The desire to kill something that moves on two legs. Especially if their skin is darker than
mine. (They may be a White Supremacists)
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I would make an excellent representative for the military in middle schools everywhere. (They
may be a sexual predator)
If you ask what is your ultimate goal while in the military and they reply.
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To be all I can be with as many men as possible. (They might be gay)
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To recruit more people to my way of thinking. Also to win more tattoos to impress my buddies
back home. (They may be a White Supremacists)
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To make sure that pimps all over the world never utter the phrase, 'it is hard out there
for a pimp', again (They may be a sexual predator)
Remember no gays are allowed.
By B. Bell
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