Got this from Duane Delk, an old 701st
Flight Engineer friend of mine. It brings back old memories and old, golden days of unique experiences. Irreplaceable.
Aviators
This came to me from a pilot friend. . but, I would add that a few Navigators (Before GPS) and Flight Engineers might
fit this as well.Enjoy!
This is a very special email to those who understand the world of flying.
You see them at airport terminals around the world. You see them in the morning early, sometimes at night.
They come neatly uniformed and hatted, sleeves striped; wings over their left pocket; They show up looking fresh.
There's a brisk, young-old look of efficiency about them. They arrive fresh from home, from hotels, carrying suitcases,
battered briefcases, bulging, with a wealth of technical information, data, filled with regulations, rules.
They know the new, harsh sheen of Chicago's O'Hare. They know the cluttered approaches to Newark ; they know the tricky
shuttle that is Rio ; they know but do not relish the intricate instrument approaches to various foreign airports; they know
the volcanoes all around Guatemala .
They respect foggy San Francisco. They know the up-and-down walk to the gates at Dallas, the Texas sparseness of Abilene,
the very narrow Berlin Corridor, New Orleans' sparkling terminal, the milling crowds at Washington. They know Butte , Boston
, and Beirut . They appreciate Miami's perfect weather; they recognize the danger of an ice-slick runway at JFK.
They understand short runways, antiquated fire equipment, inadequate approach lighting, but there is one thing they
will never comprehend: Complacency.
They marvel at the exquisite good taste of hot coffee in Anchorage and a cold beer in Guam. They vaguely remember
the workhorse efficiency of the DC-3s, the reliability of the DC-4s and DC-6s, the trouble with the DC-7 and the propellers
on Boeing 377s. They discuss the beauty of an old gal named Connie. They recognize the high shrill whine of a Viscount, the
rumbling thrust of a DC-8 or 707 on a clearway takeoff from Haneda, and a Convair. The remoteness of the 747 cockpit. The
roominess of the DC-10 and the snug fit of a 737. They speak a language unknown to Webster
They discuss ALPA, EPRs, fans, mach and bogie swivels. And, strangely, such things as bugs, thumpers, crickets, and
CATs, but they are inclined to change the subject when the uninitiated approaches.
They have tasted the characteristic loneliness of the sky, and occasionally the adrenaline of danger. They respect
the unseen thing called turbulence; they know what it means to fight for self-control, to discipline one's senses.
They buy life insurance, but make no concession to the possibility of complete disaster, for they have uncommon faith
in themselves and what they are doing.
They concede the glamour is gone from flying. They deny a pilot is through at sixty. They know tomorrow, or the following
night, something will come along they have never met before; they know flying requires perseverance and vigilance. They know
they must practice, lest they retrograde.
They realize why some wit once quipped: "Flying is year after year of monotony punctuated by seconds of stark terror."
As a group, they defy mortality tables, yet approach semi-annual physical examinations with trepidation. They are individualistic,
yet bonded together. They are family people. They are reputedly overpaid, yet entrusted with equipment worth millions. And
entrusted with lives, countless lives.
At times they are reverent: They have watched the Pacific sky turn purple at dusk and the stark beauty of sunrise
over Iceland at the end of a polar crossing. They know the twinkling, jeweled beauty of Los Angeles at night; they have seen
snow on the Rockies .
They remember the vast unending mat of green Amazon jungle, the twisting Silver road that is the father of waters,
an ice cream cone called Fujiyama; the hump of Africa. Who can forget Everest from 100 miles away, or the ice fog in Fairbanks
in January?
They have watched a satellite streak across a starry sky, seen the clear, deep blue of the stratosphere, felt the
incalculable force of the heavens. They have marveled at sun-streaked evenings, dappled earth, velvet night, spun silver clouds,
sculptured cumulus: God's weather. They have viewed the Northern Lights, a wilderness of sky, a pilot's halo, a bomber's moon,
horizontal rain, Contrails and St Elmo's Fire.
Only an aviator experiences all these.
It is their world.And once was mine
And remains in memory
The C-141 Two Thousand Hour Certificate
Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death I Shall Fear No Evil
For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing
(Sign over the entrance to SR-71 Operations at Kadena AB).
DEDICATED TO ALL WHO FLEW BEHIND ROUND ENGINES
ROUND ENGINES Soliloquy*
We gotta get rid of those turbines, they're ruining aviation...
Anybody can start a turbine. You just need to move a switch from "OFF"
to "START" and then remember to move it back to "ON" after a while. My PC is harder to start.
Cranking a round engine requires skill, finesse and style. On some planes,
the pilots aren't even allowed to do it...
Turbines start by whining for a while, then give a lady-like poof and start
whining a little louder.
Round engines give a satisfying rattle-rattle, click-click, BANG, more
rattles, another BANG, a big macho FART or two, more clicks, a lot more smoke and finally a serious low pitched roar. We like
that. It's a GUY thing...
When you start a round engine, your mind is engaged and you can concentrate
on the flight ahead. Starting a turbine is like flicking on a ceiling fan: Useful, but, hardly exciting.
Turbines don't break often enough, leading to aircrew boredom, complacency
and inattention. A round engine at speed looks and sounds like it's going to blow any minute. This helps concentrate the mind
!
Turbines don't have enough control levers to keep a pilots attention. There's
nothing to fiddle withduring long flights.
Turbines smell like a Boy Scout camp full of Coleman Lamps. Round engines
smell like God intended machines to smell.
"Buck Owens"
Second Aircraft Assigned To As Flight Engineer
Catbird Seat C-130
Flight Engineer Position C-130B
View From Catbird Seat
The three best things in life are
a good landing,
a good orgasm,
and a good bowel movement.
The night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities
in life where you get to experience all three at the same time.
(Author unknown, but
someone who's been there)
C-130 Anti-missile Defense System In Action
C-130 One Thousand Hour Certificate
The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation
are:
"Why is it doing that?",
"Where are we?" and
" Ooooh Shit!"
Third Aircraft I Was Assigned To As Flight Engineer
The C-141
Absolutely The Best Piece of Machinery Ever Put Together
By The Hands Of Man
Flight Engineer Panel C-141
Ode to a C-141
I never fully understood his feelings for her. He loved her and
I had to share him with her. She was hard and cold yet he loved her and put his life in her hands every time he boarded her.
She carried him many, many miles, to and from everywhere in the world.
At times he would ask her to carry
the burden of completing a mission with an engine shut down and she would. Hydraulic fluid could run down her belly, or her
landing gear would fail, yet, as he spoke her language she would come through and bring him home.
He knew her needs
and would go to her defense when no one else would. It didn't matter ... she was a part of him.
-----------They knew each other---------
As he sat at her panel and flipped her switches they became one.
He touched her - she responded. He felt her fluids run, her power build and a surge would go through him as if life itself
joined them.
She never made demands - just answered his call..
This special lady sat proudly as troops ran
to her sanctity. She hauled them, dropped them and supplied them. She brought home the wounded and gave comrades their final
ride home.
A round she never fired even when her sides were peppered by enemy fire as she sat with engines running
to load Marines in Laos, babies in Vietnam, Students in Granada or troops during Desert Storm.
When asked she would
land on Arctic ice, desert sand, or sub-standard runways in South America . She would sit and wait for the next mission of
mercy, ask no questions, but give it her all....
Her name is STARLIFTER. She takes to the sky like an eagle and dances
on clouds like a ballerina ---She touches the face of God---
by Lynda J. Case Widow of Retired, deceased CMSgt William L. Case III C-141 Flight
Engineer Hq. Mac 1982-1985
In 1973 the Arab world started the Yom Kipper war
against the Israelis, and of course the American Government stepped up to support their allies with equipment and war supplies.
I was assigned to Charleston AFB in South Carolina as a Flight Engineer on C-141's during this period and was on one of the
first aircraft to takeoff toward Israel with supplies.
Our first stop was Warner Robins AFB in Macon Georgia,
a large Supply Base for the Air Force. We had a crew of two Pilots, one Navigator, two Flight Engineers and one loadmaster.
We landed at Warner Robins where ground crews proceeded to load sixty-five thousand pounds of high explosive shells and
ammunition for the Tanks of the Israeli Military.
We were loaded and ready to go just about midnight
and took off headed east toward Lajes AFB in the Azores. The Flight Plan was to crew rest at Lajes, then takeoff and fly through
the Straits of Gibraltar. It had to be an overwater flight all the way to Lod Air Port in Tel Aviv because the Arabs were
angry with the United States for helping Israel in their war effort and threatened to cut off oil to any country in Europe
who gave assistance to the United States in their support of Israel.
This put a lot of pressure on the Navigator who
had to navigate us over International waters all the way to Israel from the Azores. We were under orders that if we had an
in-flight emergency that caused us to have to make an emergency landing that we were to ditch the plane in the ocean as no
country along the route of flight would give us permission to land. They did not want to have their oil supply cut off by
the Arabs for aiding the Israelis.
Our Pilot was Barry, one of the funniest Pilots
it was my pleasure to know. I spent many trips with Barry flying all over the world and had so much fun with this guy
that I knew we were in for some adventures with him as Pilot in command.
My other Flight Engineer was a guy named Jack Anderson,
who was to be shot down in a C-130 by a missile over Africa while flying a UN mission a few years later.
We took off early the next morning after a night
at the NCO Club and split the Straits right down the middle. We were cruising at 35,000 feet and passed by the Southern tip
of Spain, south of Italy and south of Greece heading east to Israel. Normally at 35,000 feet we would start our descent 100
miles out from the airport we planned to land.
Sometime in the recent past, Israeli soldiers had
blown up a Russian airplane at an Amman, Jordan airport. This really ticked off a terrorist group called the "Black September
Group" They vowed to blow up or shoot down an American plane in retaliation for this act by the Israelis. Because of this
threat, the Israeli Defense Force would send out fighter aircraft to escort our cargo planes once we entered Israeli air space.
This just happened to coincide with the 100 miles distance from the Airport we were heading for.
We were tooling along around 600 knots just
southeast of Greece when the Israeli F-4 fighters joined up with us off our wing tips. We got so involved with taking pictures
of these fighters and watching them flip upside down next to us to give us better pictures of them that we passed our descent
point. Instead of the normal 100 miles to descend, we were down to thirty miles from the airport and had to get down fast.
All aircraft, by flight rules have to fly no faster than 250 knots at Ten Thousand feet and lower so that they can be controlled
by ground controllers.
We could not legally go out of Israeli airspace to slow
down as their country is so small that we would have crossed into Arab airspace and that was an invitation to shoot us down
and we sure didn't relish that idea! Barry cracked the Flight Spoilers, pulled the throttles back to idle, and pushed
the nose over.
We came screaming down with the Mediterranean Sea
filling the windscreen! 30,000 feet, 25,000 feet, 20,000 feet, 15,000 feet, the altimeter was unwinding as if we were in an
elevator! Ten miles to go and we were just passing through 10,000 feet. We were supposed to be at 250 knots, but was still
scorching the sky at 550 knots!
We were teasing Barry that he was gonna get
busted for breaking all kinds of flight rules and he was gonna get a speeding ticket to boot! We were laughing, but he was
sweating up a storm trying to get 200,000 pounds of aircraft safely down with 65,000 pounds of high explosives right behind
our butts.
He got us down to our approach altitude but we were still
screaming through the air at 300 knots as we crossed the shoreline into Israel. We slowed down to 200 knots as we passed over Lod
Airport and had to make 4 circles before we got the airplane slowed enough for our approach.
I told Barry that if we had hit any one of
the hundreds of airplanes flying around there he would have won the war for the Arabs when 65,000 pounds of explosives blew
Tel Aviv and Lod off the face of the earth. He asked me if I thought the Arabs would give his family free gasoline for the
rest of their lives if he had won the war for the Arabs.
We eventually got the aircraft on the ground and parked
safely. When we opened the door we had a welcoming committee of Golda Mier, and Moyshe Dyan, the Premier, and Minister of
the Israeli Defense Force. They gave each one of us a Key Ring as a welcoming gift. I still have mine, it is a little faded,
but a reminder of how we almost won the Yom Kipper war for the Arabs.
C-5 One Thousand Hour Certificate
C-5 Landing Wright-Pat Air Force Base
Continental Airlines B-727
Second Civilian Aircraft Flight Engineer Position
Chief B-727 Ground School Instructor Continental Airlines
In the summer of 1984 during my last quarter in
college prior to graduating, a company that flew and maintained a plush B-727 for some Arabian Sheik, Flight International,
Inc. in Atlanta, Georgia hired me.
In addition to flying the Sheik around whenever, and wherever he wanted,
the additional responsibility of the company was to prepare civilian pilots to take the FAA Written Exam for the Flight Engineer
Rating.
My position was to Instruct Pilots in preparation to take the FAA Flight Engineer Exam to earn the FAA Rating.
Pilots needed this rating to be considered for a position with the airlines, because most new hires started off in the Second
Officer, or Flight Engineer position.
I worked out of Peachtree DeKalb Airport (PDK) in Chamblee, Georgia where
we had classrooms and a cockpit trainer. The condition of my hire was to complete the class, take the written and flying FAA
exam (pass them of course) and then began teaching the B-727, which most of the questions on the exam were about.
For
a short time I was taking my senior level classes at Kennesaw State preparing to get my degree and at the same time training
for the Flight Engineer written and flight check ride.
I was a busy puppy during this time and what made it worse was a demanding
college playmate that was angry with me for the time I spent in the books. It was great fun appeasing her though and I kept
her happy while burning the candle at both ends, ya might say.
Around the time I received my degree in 1984,
Flight International bought a B-727 full simulator and moved down closer to Hartsfield Airport in Atlanta. I had completed
the course and took my checkride with Fed Ex in Memphis, Flight International had a contract with Fed Ex to give its' students
an aircraft line checkride at Memphis on available aircraft.
The check ride was a whirlwind of a ride with an FAA examiner sitting behind
me as I did the checklists. We took off, made a 360-degree turn, lined up with the runaway and landed. All in about five minutes.
I passed, but my head was spinning for two hours from everything whizzing by so fast.
There were two other guys getting
their checkride at the same time, so we made three takeoffs and landings. One of the other dudes failed his checkride and
I didn’t feel it was prudent to discuss it since they were paying customers and I was a paid employee of Flight International.
It was a very quiet ride to the airport for our trip home.
As I became more experienced and became qualified to teach
the simulator I started becoming discouraged with things and people at Flight International, so I started sending resumes
to all the airlines.
I was interviewed by several Airlines with Continental seeming to be the
most interested. I flew to Houston Intercontinental for an interview with a gentleman I grew to really like over the next
few years.
Ted Rasch was the Chief of Ground School Training for all the aircraft that Continental Airlines was flying.
He was a German/American citizen, who spent four years in the American Air Force, got out of the military to work for
Eastern Airlines in Atlanta.
A few years later he was laid off and ended up working at Texas Air owned
by Frank Lorenzo. As Frank Lorenzo expanded and started gobbling up airlines old Ted’s position expanded along with
the company.
At the time of my interview a corporate war was going on between the old heads of Continental out in Los
Angeles and the new upstarts of Lorenzo’s gang who had the audacity to buy the large old giant, Continental. The old
Continental was based in Los Angeles with huge hangers and huge buildings that housed operations and classrooms.
Frank
Lorenzo and the new regime wanted the operations moved to Houston Intercontinental Airport where Ted ran the Training Department.
I was unaware of this when I agreed to be hired and based in Houston at Terminal C in IAH.
I was not too happy about
leaving Atlanta and wasn’t too pleased with the weather in Houston. My college playmate was not too happy with me either
for taking the job in Houston. I really had no choice, because as it turned out, unknown to me, Flight International sold
out to a small outfit in North Carolina and I would have had to move anyway, so Houston it was.
I kept my apartment
in Atlanta, and rented a room in Houston from a reservations clerk. I spent the week in Houston and weekends at home
in Atlanta
This became crazy sometimes when I had to go to Los Angeles to teach a class on Monday morning, so ended
up commuting to LA many times from Atlanta.
The B-727 fleet was the largest at Continental and therefore had the most
pilots to be trained, both Initial Training for new hires and annual recurrent training for old heads. The old 727 Lead Instructor
out in California wanted to keep classes out in LA rather than Houston. He bumped heads many times with Ted, the boss, about
this and many times I was caught in the middle.
Besides LA, we had 727 pilots based in Hawaii, Denver, Guam, Houston,
and New Jersey. So we had to teach recurrent classes in all these locations. The Lead instructor out in LA did not much care
for me since I was hired by old Texas Air’s Ted and at Ted’s insistence taught many classes in Houston.
He overruled Ted several times causing me to fly out to LA in the morning
to teach a class only to have Ted demand that I return on the next flight back to Houston.
After several months of
this I decided I'd had enough and turned in my resignation. I was sick of the weather in Houston, sick of the round trips
to LA and back in the same day. Besides, an old friend of mine from Flight International had been hired at Air Atlanta and
offered me a job there. I was looking forward to returning to Atlanta.
I didn’t know it at the time, but
my resignation caused everything to come to a head with the warring factions in LA and Houston. With the results being all
LA facilities were closed, all old timer instructors took retirement and the whole Training Department was moved
to Houston, with LA eventually closing all Continental Operations down.
To top it all off I was offered the position of Chief Ground School Instructor
of the B-727 at Continental Airlines.
If I thought there would be peace now at Continental I couldn’t have been
more wrong.
Another war was being fought that I soon learned about and that was between
old Continental pilots who had gone out on strike, were replaced by scabs, and now were court ordered to be returned to duty.
It became my chore to bring this very angry group of pilots who had been
out of the cockpit for years back up to speed and requalified to fly first, as Second Officers, and then as Captains of the
B-727.
Looking back at all the turmoil I jumped into back in 1984 I think I would have done things differently. Since
I was mostly only teaching returning striking pilots they began to appreciate my predicament and actually began to like me
and treat me as one of them.
They hated everything about Lorenzo and the new Continental and what they
had been through and were very vocal about it. Some had lost lifetime savings fighting Lorenzo and then trying to start New
Orleans Air only to have it shutdown and go broke losing the rest of their retirement funds.
I shared a condo
at first with one of these Pilots named Harry and this was about the craziest SOB I have ever run across. He sold cars at
a used car lot in Dallas while out on strike, before being allowed to return to the cockpit and man, it took everything I
could think of to get this guy trained and qualified. He eventually went back to being Captain of a DC-9, which I was fortunate
enough to never have flown on with him.
As Chief Ground School Instructor on the B-727, the largest fleet at Continental
I had the help of several Instructors assigned to me. I had no choice in the hiring or firing of these individuals and ended
up getting chewed out many times for the failure to perform the jobs assigned to them.
One big no no in the Flying Training business is to cut pilots loose from
FAA required Training Sessions early, yet sign FAA forms declaring that they had completed the required hours of training.
I had one Instructor, a former Marine Corps Pilot, who did this every chance
he could. The pilots would beg him to release them early to catch flights home all over the country and he would do it.
He would then sign off their training as completed.
I would then be called on the carpet for this transgression. Nothing
I could do caused this guy to stop doing this. I had to fly to Denver, LA, Guam and other FOBs just to chew this guy
out for screwing up and he only continued to do it over and over again.
I had two other Instructors who I could not depend on to be on time to classes
they were scheduled to hold.
I soon learned that an old Texas Air Instructor, who didn’t care for my friendship
with returning strikers, was watching every Instructor I had, only to report them when invariably they did screw up. I got
so damn angry at the whole thing that I confronted this clown in the Pilot’s Lounge and offered to adjust his attitude.
Well,
of course he reported me to a friend of his who just happened to be the Vice President for Training at Continental.
This blow up cost me my position as Lead Instructor on the B-727, but as
always, my lemons turned to lemonade when Ted, who supported me through all this, moved me over to be the assistant instructor
on the B-747 at Continental. We had less of them and a smaller fleet of pilots, so it was easy to switch over and learn the
B-747.
This was early 1988 and I had been at Continental going on four years. I still did not like Houston, too hot
and too much humidity. I heard about UPS starting their own Airline by buying up smaller airlines to obtain their certificates
and one of those outfits they bought was the group that had bought Flight International when I left for employment with Continental.
I
drove up for an Interview with UPS at Louisville, KY and was hired as part of the Initial Cadre to start the B-747 training
program at the UPS Flight Training Department.
The first 108 pilots trained to fly the B-747 at UPS were trained in my classroom,
by the Training Program I designed and implemented.
The rest is history.
"Flipping Switches"
In my former life as an Instructor
Flight Engineer and a Systems Instructor at 3 well-known airlines I was adamant to the extreme in Aircraft Safety issues.
This included correctly reading Check Lists and especially Emergency Procedure Checklists.
When it comes to safety issues of passengers and aircraft operation
it was my contention that you could never be too cautious and that included phrases used during operation of aircraft in all
phases of flight.
As an Instructor I would emphasize on a daily basis the correct terminology
in aircraft systems. We had many foreign language pilots in training and we needed to get them headed in the direction of
common terms and phrases.
There are many examples of phrases these students butchered in their
daily training and none so bad as their use of “Flipping Switches.”
When a Checklist” declared, “Place a switch “On”
or “Off” or “Standby” and the student would simply say, “Flip The Switch” I’d stop
everything and start my “Switch Position Lecture” which would drive them up the wall on a daily basis.
I convinced them that they’d never get out of my Ground School
into the Simulator Training Phase of Initial Training until they had the vernacular down to a “T” on the subject
of placing a switch to the, “On” “Off” or “Standby” position.
No one ever graduated from an Initial Training class of mine that simply
“Flipped Switches”
I know this may be a minor point to some, but I am familiar with several
accidents in the airline business that came about by misunderstandings of simple phrases, such as, “What position was
a switch in” becomes very important in determining what caused a fatal accident.
B-727 Flight Engineer Panel
I Really Did “Do It
My Way!”
Many times over the years, whenever I was involved
with some work related project in the Air Force, or my Airline career following retirement from the military, I would think,
there must be a better way to do this assignment.
The procedures written in stone by the Air Force
Flight manuals and later on FARs (Regulations) written by the FAA were never to be questioned nor criticized, so we pressed
on and completed the assigned task.
No matter, I always thought that in some instances,
at least, there was a better way.
I got my chance to do things exactly as I thought
they should be when I was hired by UPS as part of the Initial Cadre to set up and operate a B-747-100 Flight Training Program
from scratch. There were seven of us and each was assigned to our area of expertise.
One part of my area of responsibility was to
obtain all training materials and slides of the aircraft from Boeing. Record the text that came with the slides and put them
in order with the slides to be shown.
I tried recording the text myself, but didn’t
like the sound of my own voice describing the slides as they were shown, so I convinced the Director of Flight Training that
it would be better to have a professional do the recording and he agreed.
I went to a local radio station in Louisville,
KY after listening to announcers from various stations and chose one with an interesting voice with no detectable accent,
such as my southern drawl, or New Orleans Cajun accent, as some complained.
After that project was under way my next task
was one that I relished. Since I was the only one of the Initial Cadre Team who had been a certified aircraft mechanic before
becoming a Flight Engineer, and Pilot, I was assigned the task of writing the B-747-100 System Manual for the six B-747-100’s
that UPS had acquired from various airlines that were ridding themselves of this antiquated fuel hog.
I had in my possession System Manuals from several
airlines and Boeing and cherry picked the best written chapters and wrote some original chapters of my own. I remembered all
the times I had thought I could do a better job than others had, so now was my chance.
I started writing longhand on legal pad and
it wasn’t long before I thought it would be better on a computer, even though no computers were assigned to any of us
in the Training Department.
I had used a community computer while at Continental
Airlines to write lesson plans for my class and got pretty good at using “Word perfect” a word processor that
was the best at that time.
I found a little old computer at a yard sale.
It had no Hard Disk Drive and only 512k of memory. It used a five-inch floppy disk that held about the same either 512, or
720k I can’t remember which now. This was in April 1988 remember.
As I started typing the text I ran out of memory
several times and the system would freeze and I’d lose about three hours worth of typing. I finally got the hang of
the antique computer and finished the manual. It was accepted and approved by UPS and the FAA. As far as I know they are still
using the B-747-100 System Manual I wrote back in 1988.
Each year around Christmas UPS would lease a
B-747-200 from Air France and UPS directed me to write another System Manual for the B-747-200 that had UPS Procedures.
I did that and then having never flown on a
B-747-200 I was assigned to fly the aircraft on a Hawaii trip. The Chief Pilot of the B-747 fleet told me when I reminded
him that I had never set foot on a B-747-200 told me, "hell, you wrote the manual, so go get your lei!"
Once I got the hang of the differences it was
like going from a Ford to a Mercedes Benz flying that B-747-200. I fell in love with it and much to my sorrow, when we got
back to LA from Hawaii I was to deadhead home to teach a recurrent class and let someone else take the -200 back to Hawaii.
That was my first and last time as a crewmember
on the B-747-200. Every now and then I will see news articles about UPS and see that they have several B-747-200s in UPS colors.
But, I finally got a chance
of a lifetime to do it my way, and I did it!
You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.
A Thank You For "Desert Shield" Support
The Third Combat Support Tour During My Flying Career
Desert Storm
The government has a program called the Civil Reserve Air Fleet,
(CRAF). In case of National emergencies when the Air Force would be hard pressed to support the needs of all branches of service,
the CRAF is activated.
During peacetime the government pays a fee to the airlines for them to beef up the structural
strength of aircraft in their fleet. Then, when needed the aircraft are called up for service to haul personnel and equipment
all over the world to aid the Air Force in airlift responsibilities.
I was instructing and flying as a Flight Engineer
on the B-747 at UPS during the buildup toward Desert Storm. We were called up along with several passenger airlines. We hauled
equipment on our cargo aircraft and the passenger types carried military personnel.
UPS aircraft ferried Marines and
their equipment from Twenty-nine Palms California through Louisville, KY and Rome, Italy to Dhahran, AB Saudi Arabia. I lucked
out and was assigned to the Rome, Saudi Arabia leg. I was based out of the Holiday Inn in Rome and about every other day we
would take an aircraft down range to Dhahran, unload the equipment and return to Rome. That made for some pretty long days,
but it beat having to crew rest in Saudi Arabia.
As I lay at pool side waiting for an aircraft to arrive from the states
to ferry down range, I thought about my war in Vietnam and the mud, dirt and grime I had to live with there compared to how
I was participating in this war. In Vietnam I was a lowly Sergeant, but here, because I was a civilian flight crew being used
by the military they gave me a Geneva Convention Card with the rank of Colonel.
Now, if I had survived a crash and was captured I wondered
if the enemy would treat me any different than if it had Sergeant on the ID Card.
On one trip as we returned
through the airport we met a flight crew from ATA who were doing the same as us, but hauling passengers on L-1011s while we
were hauling equipment with Marine escorts. As I talked to one of the flight attendants (naturally) I learned that her bags
and purse had been stolen in the airport and the crew had been gone a month without being paid, so they could not help her
out.
I adopted this flight attendant and made sure she had whatever she needed until an emergency supply of money could
be sent to her. Her schedule was pretty close to what ours was and we would see each other down range in Saudi Arabia and
then we'd meet for dinner back at the Holiday Inn in Rome. I thought this was one fine way to fight a war!
I spent
eight years in Spain in my younger days and made several trips to Rome, so I was not into the sightseeing gig as the rest
of my crew was. While they tramped around Rome I was laying out in the sun at a beautiful swimming pool with my adopted flight
attendant.
As all good things do, my wartime experience in Rome during Desert Storm came to an end with a direct flight
from Rome to Louisville, KY in an empty cargo hauling B-747. Sure hated for that experience to be over with.
Another "Thank You"
Fourth Combat Support Tour During My Aviation Career
There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime
(sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970).
A pilot who doesn't have any fear probably isn't flying his plane
to its maximum.
(Jon McBride, Astronaut)
Forced Landing While Inspecting Pipeline
Loeches, Spain Vinyard - August 1965
Flying The Pipeline
The US Military has a AvGas/oil/JP-4 pipeline in Spain to support the Military
Bases there. This pipeline starts in Rota Spain where Ships unload fuel into large Tanks.
The pipeline transports the JP-4 fuel/oil/gasoline through Seville Spain,
where two American Bases, Moron de la Frontera, and San Pablo, were located, then almost three hundred miles though farmland,
mountains and streams to Madrid, where another Military Base, Torrejon de Ardoz, is located. The pipeline continues on
for another couple hundred miles to Zaragoza, Spain where another Base, Zaragoza AB, is located.
The
pipeline runs about five feet below the ground and you can see where it is because the friction of the oil/fuel running through
the pipeline creates heat and dries the ground above it forming almost a white line above the buried pipeline. Every 100 miles
there is a Pump Station that brings the oil/fuel above ground to repressurize the flow.
My job for a couple years
as Crew Chief, with John Taylor as Pilot in my squadron was to fly inspection of this pipeline looking for leaks, breakage,
and thefts. We did this in a U6-A which is a single engine DeHaviland, Beaver.
Three days a week we would take off
from Moron de La Frontera Air Force Base, fly southwest, following the pipeline to Rota where we would circle the ships unloading
the fuel, then land and have breakfast.
After breakfast we would take off and fly northwest past Seville and on to
Madrid to land for fuel. After refueling at Torrejon de Ardoz Air Base, we would takeoff and fly on to Zaragoza Air Base. We
flew at 150 feet the whole length of this pipeline inspecting while flying.
On the 19th of August one year, on my
birthday, I came out to fly the pipeline with a newly assigned pilot, a Major, who had just completed training in
the U6A. During engine run-up as I pre-flighted I found oil leaking out of the propeller.
There is a leather seal inside the propeller to allow oil to change pitch
of the prop, which works much like a transmission on a car. I called a prop repairman and while he changed the seal in the
prop, I stood on the side of the ramp smoking a cigarette.
Overhead the Spanish Air Force was landing F-86's and as
I watched them, one fighter ingested a large bird, locally known as "Bustards" and flamed out.
The pilot tried to make a 360-degree turn to land, but did not have enough
altitude and crashed on the side of the runway. I found out later that the Pilot did not survive the crash.
Later,
when the prop repairman finished the work on our aircraft, we had to wait for debris to be removed from the runway so
that we could take off. The flight to Rota and back to Seville was uneventful and we continued on to Madrid.
As we
passed over each Pump Station I would throw a bundle of Stars and Stripes out the window to the troops working there, while
the pilot would push the prop lever to full increase and rev the engines to let them know we were overhead.
Then,
they would radio ahead to the next pump station to let them know we had just passed their location and what our ETA was for
the next punp station. Each time we passed one of these pump stations we would put the Prop Lever to full increase and
rev the engine to signal the guys working down there.
Since we were flying at 150 feet, we were too low for communications
and had to climb to 1500 feet to call Torrejon Air Base for clearance to land.
We passed over the last pump station in Loeches, Spain and as we increased
the Prop Lever to climb over some hills and prepare to land at Torrejon, oil started pouring out of the Propeller, then
the engine quit. We had just passed over a dirt road so the pilot kicked in left rudder to make a 180 degree turn
back to try to land on that road.
As we lined up with that road to land we saw people on bicycles and donkey carts
and we knew we could not land on top of them. We banked to the left and tried to land in a vineyard. We did not have enough
altitude to level the wings so the left wing tip hit the ground and cartwheeled the aircraft.
The aircraft finally
came to a stop on its left wing tip supporting the aircraft. I released the passenger door and jumped out with my head set
still attached to the aircraft and nearly broke my neck. We ran several hundred feet and sat down on some rocks to take
stock of our bodies.
The folks from the road all started coming over to us to see if we were all right,
and had some water and fruit they offered us. Since we were too low and did not have time to notify any one of our emergency
we didn't know how long before the Base would come looking for us.
Later, we found out that when we passed over the
last pump station and they called our ETA ahead, the Base figured out pretty much where we were when we didn't show up on
schedule.
We watched as helicopters from the base searched our route of flight, but they were too far away to see
us. They eventually saw the aircraft and landed to pick us up. They flew us to the Hospital at Torrejon Air
Force Base where we were checked for any injuries.
The Accident Board determined that the Prop Seal that had been installed
that morning was defective out of the box and had failed after about 7 hours flying time.
Six Months After The Forced Landing
Rebuilt by my good buddy Dennis J Seath
Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!
C5 Flight Engineer Class picture
C5A Flight Engineer Training
By 1973 I was becoming bored flying on the C-141. I was getting close to three
thousand hours of flight time in this plane and was getting bored and losing interest.
I am like our Siberian Husky, always needing something new to keep from being
bored to to death. So, I let the word go out that I would like to switch to the C-5A that was being assigned to Charleston
AFB. Chances of getting this assignment were close to nil as there were guys who outranked me and wanted to do the same thing.
As luck would have it, a friend of mine was the chief engineer of a
C-5A squadron being formed. He called me one night with a tale of woe. He had scheduled one of his senior engineers to go
to Altus AFB for C-5A Flight Engineer Training and this engineer had come up with a family emergency and could not go to the
school.
My heart was pounding, but I knew the Chief Engineer would not have called
me unless he really, really needed me. So I says to Charlie, I will go on the condition you promote me when I successfully
complete the course. I guess I hit the nail on the head because he readily agreed to this little deal.
Not being married at the time it was an easy thing to do the next day to
pack up and drive from Charleston, SC to Altus Oklahoma where the Air Force Flight Engineer School is located. I had been
out to Altus before when I completed the C-141 school and enjoyed the place tremendously. I had met a few ladies out here
and had stayed in touch with a couple of them so it was no problem getting right back in the swing of things in the dating
scene.
The only two places to socialize in Altus were the NCO Club on base, and
the VFW off base. The VFW was the place, and I can't hear the song, "Easy Lovin'" without being transported to that little
oasis in the middle of the Dust Bowl. There was always the two step going on, there were the best pool tables in the West,
the prettiest waitresses west of the Mississippi. It was just a little piece of Heaven at that time of my life.
The country singer Toby Keith has a new song and video out that is an exact
replica of that old VFW Bar and when ever I hear that song, "I Love This Bar" and watch the video I feel right back in that
place.
I must be getting old, because I had to be reminded of the entry requirements
for all the sweet thangs who wanted to enter into the VFW. There were strict requirements and all sweet young thangs
had to pass through an "age-o-meter, a scale, and a wrinkle meter" at the door before they were allowed to enter that den
of iniquity. I owe that Flight Engineer a cold one the next time we meet at the VFW!
The school was as easy as the lovin' was at Altus.
I attended Ground School for 20 days, then Simulator Training for ten days,
or I should say nights, because the simulator operated around the clock and I volunteered for the 02:00 shift every morning.
Then, during the day I would drive out to Lake Altus, back up to the beach, pop
the trunk and enjoy a wash tub full of beer with my fellow flight engineers and nurses from the base hospital.
I got the best suntan of my life during the short, way too short stay at
Altus this time. After 10 days of Simulator Training I entered the flying phase of training. Since I was already a qualified
engineer all I had was 5 rides, then a check ride before completing the school and heading back to Charleston.
I had become quite attached to a nurse from the hospital by this time and
it broke my heart to have to leave that young lady. The thought of asking her to come with me never entered my mind at that
time, because my plate was full back at Charleston and I had places to go and things to do. I think it broke her heart too.
Ahhh, hell, that's the way things are I guess.
Back at Charleston I had to wait ten days or so to get my certification ride
to be completely checked out. I finally got on the schedule for a trip to Saigon through Travis AFB, CA and Hickum AFB in
Hawaii.
I had a hard-nosed flight examiner watching my every move as I pre-flighted
that big old air machine, then he sat at the Engineer's Panel with me as I prepared for takeoff, climb and cruise.
We had a crew of 21 guys on that trip. Three Pilots, two Navigators, four
Flight Engineers, and twelve Loadmasters. This was not a normal crew, but we only had a couple planes at this time and had
a lot of people to train.
Preflight completed after two hours, we took off headed across the Continent
to Travis AFB. Around three hours into the flight the Examiner said OK, let's take a break.
We had been at it since waking up at three AM. One hour to get to the plane,
two hours of preflight and three hours into the flight, I was slap worn out. It is always this way when getting a check ride.
So after being at it for over six hours and somewhere over Colorado, I walked back to the crew area to cook up some breakfast
in the Galley.
The Engineer who relieved me had no sooner sat in the Flight Engineer seat
I had just vacated, when I hear him yell, "Fire." Number three had burped and caught fire for some reason.
I thought, whew, I'm glad I got out of the seat before that happened! The
crew got the fire out and we checked for the nearest AFB to land and guess what, we were closest to Altus AFB! Whoooooa! I
just left there and did not think I would ever see my friendly nurse again.
After landing they found a fuel line had come loose and the fire caused major
damage to the engine compartment. Well, we had to get rooms at the local motel six and we had to stay for five days waiting
for repairs.
I got on the phone to my favorite nurse and told her the fix I was in. She
responded by getting to the crew quarters before our crew bus did, and there was a very surprised C-5A Flight Crew witnessing
the welcome I received.
After our maintenance delay was finished we were off again headed to Travis
AFB. We picked up two Canon Barrels that weighed 50,000 pounds and headed to Hickum and Saigon.
When the C-5A was new there were many little irritating glitches, or flaws
and you would never know when they would poke their head up and bite you.
For instance, flying to Hawaii at 40,000 feet it is so cold everything tends
to freeze up outside the airplane. Lockheed had put some water drains in front of the landing gear and when we descended to
land at Hawaii we could not get the Gear down.
Nothing we tried worked and we flew around for a couple hours thinking we
were going to have to make a gear up landing. Well, after a couple hours the gear finally extended.
We found out later, that ice had formed over the landing gear doors from
the water drains. After flying at a low altitude the ice melted allowing us to put the gear down. So we landed at Hickum AFB
in Hawaii.
After spending 24 hours at Hickum we departed for Saigon to deliver the replacement
barrels. This was after one of the many peace treaties were signed putting restrictions on what supplies America could ship
into Vietnam. We could "replace" equipment, but could not bring new military equipment in to the country.
On the way to Saigon, over the South China Sea at our assigned altitude of
28,000 feet on a bright moonlit night I noticed on the Engineer's Panel the pressurization system was going bananas. The pressure
would start dropping and we'd hear a loud Whomp! then the pressure would start climbing, only to repeat the sequence over
and over again.
The C5 could be loaded both from the front and rear. To do this a visor was
raised while on the ground to let K-Loaders slide pallets into the aircraft.
We went down to the cargo bay to see what was happening and discovered the
visor was trying to open. The locks prevented it from opening too far, but enough space was there to allow depressurization
of the aircraft to start until the cycle slammed the visor shut.
We tried to stuff GI blankets into the opening as the visor cycled, but they
would just be sucked out of the aircraft. Someone got the idea that if we wet the blankets it just might work as we slowly
slid the blankets into the opening and the cold air at twenty-eight thousand feet froze the blankets.
That worked and the pressurization remained stable for the rest of that leg.
This was a problem we could not fix in flight and would have to wait to be
repaired at Kadena after we delivered our cannon barrels to Saigon.
As the sun came up and we were preparing to land at Saigon we lower the landing
gear and the right rear truck would not lower and rotate so we eventually had to land with that one truck half way down
and half way up. It would not budge.
We ended up landing with the right rear truck partially extended in the kneel
position.
This was about the time some agreements were made with the North Vietnamese
that we could replace parts, but could not bring any new parts into the country. That agreement allowed them to inspect our
cargo and paperwork to make sure we were not putting one over on them.
You can only imagine how I felt watching a North Vietnamese walking up the
ladder to enter that C-5 and inspect our cargo.
Little did he know that I had a .38 pistol under my flight suit and as I
stared at his back going up the ladder I thought back to those times that rockets fired by these same bad dudes almost
killed me while I was stationed at Da Nang.
After the cannon barrels were unloaded we took off for Kadena and had to
fly at a slow speed because that aft gear truck was hanging in the breeze. It took us six hours to fly what would normally
have been a three hour trip at most.
We landed at Kadena to have the gear repaired and eventually after a few
days wait for parts took off for home.
The rest of the trip was uneventful.
Fast Forward Thirty Years Later To 2004
In an article in Air Force Times for the week of 1 March 2004 titled "
Around The Air Force":
Georgia
Gear Malfunction Damages C-5
A
C-5B Galaxy suffered more than $1 Million in damage because of landing gear problems as it touched down at Robins Air Force
Base, GA., Feb. 4.
According to Air Force reports, the aircrew was in the landing phase of the flight when onboard
sensors warned the right aft landing gear was unsafe.
The crew followed emergency procedures and landed without a fully
extended gear. Then, without warning, the gear lowered.
The unexpected gear extension resulted in severe damage to
the gear, wheels and tires.
No one was injured in the incident.
(Seems like deja vu all over again)
Close Up Of C-5 Landing Trucks
A smooth landing is mostly luck; two in a row is all luck; three
in a row is prevarication.
Departure From Travis AFB, California
"Now I know what a dog feels like watching TV."
(A DC-9 captain trainee
attempting to check out on the 'glass cockpit' of an A-320).
Sunrise At 35,000 Feet
Flying The Line...
...One night just south of the tip of Greenland
At 35,000 feet over the North Atlantic on a moonless night you had better
be instrument qualified, or you could end up as fish bait as one recent popular member of society did. The cockpit of a C-141
in these conditions at 3:00 AM is a lonely, mysterious place. Only two of us awake watching the autopilot maintain correct
heading and altitude.
Ground speed, with a good tailwind and we're surfing over the ocean toward Prestwick Scotland
at a blistering ground speed of 750 miles per hour.
The INS was new at the time and only nine waypoints could be inserted.
If you did not leapfrog the coordinates and the Aircraft reached the last waypoint you would find yourself in an airplane
making a 180 degree turn toward the first waypoint inserted into the INS. (Inertial Navigation System computer) Nowadays I
hear you can plug in an unending stream of waypoints. Guess that is progress.
This one particular night I looked out
the left window and got my first actual look at the Aurora Borealis! The Northern Lights! Wow, I almost spilled my cold black
coffee all over the center console in wonderment.
What a sight. A phosphorus pea green in color. It was streaks of
light dancing a slow dance. They were nearly vertical lines but not quite. they angled toward the ground on almost a 60 degree
line. Now with no other light available that night it made your equilibrium feel that the plane was in a 30 degree bank, or
turn to the right.
Your body screamed for you to bank those wings back to the left. One look at the attitude indicator
told you point blank that your body was lying to you and the plane was actually flying true and level.
We just
stared at the wonderment of those lights. I wanted to wake the rest of the crew up so that they could enjoy the sight too,
but knew they would not be pleased to have their slumber interrupted.
Watching those lights reminded me of a recording
of radio bloopers I had purchased many years ago. There was an announcer interviewing a woman who swore she could change the
pattern of the Northern Lights by flapping sheets at the lights. The announcer could not contain his laughter and it forced
the listener to laugh also.
Well, we got to giggling about that record and my laughter grew until I spilled the
coffee I was drinking and I woke the rest of the crew up.
About that time the Northern Lights disappeared from view
and our story of why we were laughing so hard was not enjoyed by the poor souls we woke up!
Aurora Borealis
Without ammunition the USAF would be just another expensive flying club.
This Is My Gun... ...And it is no fun!
During the seventies I was assigned as a Flight Engineer at Charleston
AFB on the Lockheed C-141. Later on, while in upgrade training to qualify on the C-5A, I was dual qualified to fly both C-141's
and C-5A and actually did fly as crewmember on both for a short while on several overwater trips.
This period of time
covered a few wars in the Mideast and we were still ferrying supplies to Viet Nam. On all these flights two crewman, usually
one Flight Engineer, and one Loadmaster were to be armed with . 38 Cal Snub-nosed Pistols. This was to prevent possible hijacking
as we carried cash payroll sometimes to the sixth fleet in Europe, sometimes we carried nuke weapons to be replaced at different
sites around the world.
There was always the possibility of some bad guys wanting whatever cargo we were carrying
at the time. Our orders were as a last resort we were to shoot the Aircraft Commander to prevent the aircraft from taking
off with the hijackers. This led to some pretty comical conversations between crewmembers when the flights were in a boring
phase of flight.
Now, these guns had three hollow nose bullets and three red plastic tipped bullets. The idea was to
shoot a hijacker with the plastic tipped bullets so as not to put a hole in the skin of the aircraft depressurize the plane
if we missed. Thank God no one ever tried to hijack a plane I was ever on, but that gun caused more headaches than I
believe a hijacker would have.
Before a flight we had to check out the weapon and a shoulder holster to carry the thing
in. As usual in military issue things this shoulder holster was the most uncomfortable mother bear you could ever have rubbing
on your shoulders and neck for long flights of ten or twelve hours.
Most Flight Engineers did what I did. I would
put the holster in my flight kit and just put the Pistol in my top chest pocket of my flight suit. the pistol would lay upside
down in this large pocket and after a few times carrying it there would wear a hole in the pocket with the gunsight on the
end of the barrel. Then if you were to stand in front of me you would see the end of the snubnose of that .38 sticking out
the hole it made. I teased a lot of new Flight Engineers that the hole was made when I jumped down from the flight deck and
the pistol went off and shot a Loadmaster.
The reason I titled this post what I did is because of all the grief these
pistols caused the poor guy who was unlucky enough to lose one which was easy to do. If one of these weapons were to be lost,
that individual with his Squadron Commander had to be on the next flight to MAC Headquarters to meet with the commanding general
(Four Star) to explain why and how he lost this weapon. I heard of several poor souls that had to do this and I came close,
too damn close, to having to do this my self.
Usually right after takeoff, I would take the gun out of my pocket and
slide it into a drawer under the Flight Engineer's console. Remember, these flights were 10, 12, sometimes 14 hours and it
got to be a drag having this heavy pistol hanging in a shoulder holster, rubbing blisters, for that long.
On a leg
from Anchorage, Alaska to Yokota Japan I did exactly that. Took the pistol out, put it in the drawer and went about the duties
I had during a long flight. Finding a Playboy Magazine that I hadn't seen before. <g> Only kidding! When we landed at
Yokota some 8 hours later we unloaded our bags to the crew bus and settled down for the long ride to Base Ops to close out
the flight.
Someone would always break out what we called a "Crew Bottle" and passed it around for a sip before arriving
at Base Ops. (This was a ritual giving thanks to the Gods for letting us survive another landing) and it was overlooked and
allowed by the powers that be. I have never figured out why, but why look a gift horse in the mouth? Just enjoy was our motto!
We get to Ops and close out the Flight Plan and reload on the bus to go to weapons storage to store the two pistols till our
next flight.
The Gun!
My God, it's not in my pocket! Oh Dayum! I can just see me and my Commander in front
of that four star! Dayum! Dayum! Dayum! I almost hijacked the bus to go back to the airplane. In these times, anything a crewmembers
forgot on a plane was a gift to the person who found it! I lost leather jackets, flight gloves, flashlights, cigarette lighters
and so many other things, I just knew that gun was gone and I would have to hunt the SOB to the ends of the earth to find
it.
Whenever we landed these heavies there would be 10 to 20 ground people swarming around the aircraft servicing it
and getting it ready to go as there was another crew to take the plane on to it's destination. We were to pick up the next
plane coming in the next morning.
As we pulled up to the plane I could see guys scurrying about doing all the things
they do to get a plane ready to go. I jumped up the ladder skipping a few rungs, swung up the ladder to the flight deck and
saw five airman in there cleaning up and servicing the cockpit. My heart was racing as I slid the drawer open and
lo and behold, there was my snubnosed .38 in all its ugliness!
You should have seen the eyes of those five Airman.
I could see the disappointment in their eyes for not finding that weapon before I did. Ground maintenance people hated Flight
Engineers, they thought that we thought of ourselves as primadonnas.
I sure wasn't gonna be the one to tell them they were correct in thinking
that!
Crossing Threshold
Calling It A day
Thunderbird Pilot Parting Company From a Doomed F-16
C-141
The picture below was taken during "Red Flag" exercises over Nevada.
Air Force Thunderbirds
This is not a mirror trick Toto!
Cross Over
Moose Fight Tickets
Scheduled for a flight to Keflavik, Iceland with "Critter," another Instructor Flight Engineer with a student
FE along for his orientation ride we cooked up our normal practical jokes to be pulled on this newbie.
After regaling him with my story of accidentally shooting a Loadmaster when I jumped off the flight deck,
the newbie gave me a wide berth for that leg of the flight.
We took off from Charleston, banked left and headed up the coast to McGuire AFB in New Jersey. After landing
in McGuire we headed to the NCO Club to eat dinner while the cargo and fuel was loaded on our beautiful flying machine.
The new Flight Engineer was off some farm in Minnesota and had never been out of the United States before.
So "Critter" and I kept him spell bound with our embellished stories of escapades we had lived through in Africa, Europe,
Southeast Asia and South America. There became a contest with Critter and I to see who could recount the most exciting trips
so as to empress this newbie. We talked of fishing off Asuncion Isle off the coast of Africa, the
Leather Coats we purchased in Montevideo, the Bull Fights in Spain! Ahh the bullfights in Spain seemed to
peak this newbies attention more than any other embellished escapade we conveyed to him. So we laid it on thick and told him
of the many different bullfights that I saw while stationed in Spain for 7 years. After dinner we went back out to our flying
machine and preflight it and took off heading toward the great northern circle toward Keflavik.
While the newbie was asleep "Critter" cooked up this plan and when the newbie woke up several hours into the
flight "Critter" laid the plan on this poor innocent newbie. Since "Critter" and I had to stay awake during this flight and
the newbie could sleep, we needed him to do us a favor while we were sleeping in crew quarters after landing. At the time
of this story Iceland had a Socialist Government and was not too happy with Americans for some
reason. Because of this Americans were barred from leaving the base so all we could do is go to the NCO Club.
The newbie did not know this. The plan as "Critter" laid it out to the newbie was this: the newbie had to get dressed in his
Blues, and find us tickets to the Moose Fights held just off the Base. We told him of the glorious Moose Fights that the Icelanders
copied from Spain, only with Moose instead of Bovines!
Late that night we landed and was bussed to the Transient Quarters and fell into a deep sleep. Long flights
will do that to you. I had planned on sleeping until 11 AM or so to go get some lunch. At 9 AM there came a loud banging on
my door. Thought we were back in Viet Nam with incoming coming in! Scared the bejesus out of me! I scrambled to the door ready
to run for cover and there stood two of the biggest Civilian Policeman, two of the Air Force's
finest Security Police, and the Aircraft Commander in his drawers, pissed off cause he was awakened from his
slumber. Then I saw the Newbie all dressed up in his blue uniform almost in tears. Seemed like he did not know he wasn't supposed
to leave the base, but had hitched hiked a ride with a Icelander who did not speak English. He got to downtown Keflavik and
started looking for Ticket Master to get us tickets to the Moose Fights! In his full dress
blue Air Force Uniform no less! The civilians thought they had a crazy man on their hands looking for tickets
to a Moose Fight. Damn, we were so tired when we landed that we forgot to tell him we were only joking. Boy those Icelanders
have no sense of humor at all.
"Critter" and I had to stand tall before our Squadron Commander when we got back to Charleston. We were grounded
for ten days and had to become mentors to the newbie!
A sad final note to this story. "Critter" my friend and fellow jokester lost his life in a crash while trying
to return to the airport in Siganella, Sicily when they lost an engine and caught fire immediately after takeoff.