What Some People Are
Saying About Me
Subject: JOERU
Date: Mon, 16 Apr 2001 18:06:24 -0700
From: "michael martinez"
To: banananohana@earthlink.net
>From: "Jeff Knight"
>To: maidentheshade@ironmaiden.com>Subject:
>Date: Sun, 08 Apr 2001 00:23:23 -0800
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Hey! HEY! Man... what the hell's goin' on? I just heard from my sister some
nut in orange county too a hostage for ajoyride on the freeway. Don't tell
me Merritt finally flipped out? Too many cigarettes and hentai I guess...
No way! Joeru's sick! SICK! Whoah!WHOAH! Now I know why SK booted him out of
their fan club! Can you imagine the filth... THE FILTH he was thinking! No
wonder he gave Michi the creeps!
If you'll notice in his infamous SK photo, Michi's no where to be FOUND! She
got just one look at that freak and took a powder! "Naoko-chan", she said,
"I go brack to-ree-raa (trailer) for pubric bath! Thank you berry much! See
you again!" And then she BAILED! Whooh!
I heard he tried grabbing Naoko's ASS! You know what happened? She kicked
his BALLS in! That's why he went after Michi... because Naoko REJECTED him!
Didn't you ever wonder why he bags on Naoko so hard? That's IT! I know I'm
right.
Atsuko probably kicked his ass too! I mean... he's this LUSTFUL Woody Allen
wanna-bee, tryi' to hook up with some Asian poontang... and he didn't even
give her a look! No guy ever does! Man! What a burn! Even PERFERTS won't try
to grab HER ass! So she's anti-Joeru too!
I got it! Listen... listen... what if it was like a warped, sick, twisted
repeat of the Beatles' story... and the band broke up because of JOERU!?
That's disgusting! Naoko bagged Michi because of Joeru the stalker! That'd
be sick!
I gotta go blow my schnozz! See you later!
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