ASTRONOMY SOFTWARE: Still in its infancy?

The author's astro laptop, and some of his scopes
The author wishes he could satisfactorily use his
laptop PC with his telescope, but isn't so sure
that this is really very often possible...


This spring and summer [2006], I've had two protracted battles with my PC, and my telescope. I was hoping that, by now -- more than a quarter century after the first primitive home computing experiments -- the personal computer had grown into a reliable, transparent, easily- controllable and conveniently customizable tool for amateur astronomy. But, the reality (at least for me) is that we are still sadly far from this goal. The genre of astro-computing by hobbyists is lagging the world of mature tools used in the office, for financial planning, and for communications. When will the promise of the medium be fulfilled for amateur astronomers?


Preface

This essay is intended to be a general analysis and critique of the software developed for observing and telescope control. It is a long and detailed article: not intended for superficial readers with short attention spans, but rather as a thorough discussion of the topic. Unfortunately, we are now in a litigious world where criticism is taken as slander, invective, and unfair sniping: in my own professional field -- music teaching -- a Canadian company producing educational software has repeatedly threatened a legitimate academic researcher with lawsuits, and has succeeded in shutting down his website that contained a lengthy review of software that the analyst found problematical. So, in the article to follow, I am refraining from any specific reference to program titles or developers, and from giving clues to the exact identify of software that has driven me 'up the wall' with frustration. At the very least, I am not anxious for what would necessarily be one-sided criticism by a single individual (me) to turn up in any web search for information about a specific program. Let the developers learn and grow and improve their software, but not be forced to defend it against criticism that they may personally consider pathological!

It can be argued that now computers and software are unbelievably complicated, maybe beyond the scope of the state of the art of operating systems, and the economy of commercial software development of niche products: in today's world of graphical interface OS's, open standards, and a plethora of peripherals, it may be argued that PC's are starting to behave like people do: they seem to be erratic, unpredictable, 'neurotic'. No two systems, even with similar hardware and operating system, act EXACTLY ALIKE. No two users interact the same way with GUI's and program API's. Using a PC has begun to require new, unique techno-social skills, like human encounters. So, perforce: no one single individual is ever precisely right, with absolutely definitive opinions about how software should work, and what its problems might be. Developers can only learn from a wide experience with a large user base, not the anomalous experiences of one or two persons.


The Promise

We have all read the advertisements. They all tend to promise at least some of the following (quotes paraphrased from what I've read in magazines, on websites, in reviews, and in promotional announcements on the newsgroup sci.astro.amateur):

On and on. There seems to be no limit to the hyperbole, the nearly gushing and ecstatic poetry of such blandishments. (As a person who minored in advertising at a university, more than four decades ago, I blush. My advertising professors were always reining in students who turned in such purple prose.)

And the enthusiasm is not limited to commercial plugs for products. Reviews in magazines, and even in amateur posts and website articles, often convey unbridled enthusiasm, matching the color and vitality of the advertisements, and often merely rehashing them in nearly-literal litanies of descriptions of the functions, as seen through the eyes of the developers. Such reviews seldom seem balanced, containing honest and thorough criticism and pointing out deficiencies. One might be forgiven for imagining that at least some of them are mere quid pro quo turns of phrase, as payment for free "review copies". And, are many of the critics really qualified deep-sky observers? Or, are they dabblers, dilettante enthusiasts who spend more time contemplating astronomy in front of a CRT or LCD screen, than at an eyepiece?

At any rate, the potential customer is repeatedly assured that:

What have we to lose? Usually, no more than (say) $45 to $250, depending on the entrepreneur and his/her corporate pretension. At last: ALL THE TOOLS YOU NEED, in one place, at one time, with one credit card purchase.


The Reality

Have any of my gentle readers, eagerly anticipating the rewards suggested above, faced the perturbing, frustrating letdowns I've continually experienced, when the stuff is finally, actually, installed on one's home computer? (In some cases, indeed, installation seem almost impossible to accomplish, given the errors and glitches that occur on various systems, unanticipated by the developers.)

Here are merely some of the sad realities:

Below, I give my detailed remarks on each of these problems, as numbered above. The items in the list, above, are hyperlinked to my specific comments, below. (After you read each comment, if you press your browser "BACK" key, after a certain amount of delay for the file to reload, you'll return to the list.)

No. 1: The Installation Fails.

No. 2: The Display Adaptor Is Inadequate.

No. 3: YOUR scope is not supported.

No. 4: Something obscure is required, but is not supplied.

No. 5: "Tinkertoy"[TM] software packages often have problems.

No. 6: Your fancy new multi-function program is, in reality, slow and unreliable.

No. 7: 'Errors and bugs' -- or 'features'? Function distantly follows form.

No. 8: Code BLOAT: the curse of modern software and OS's.

No. 9: It's not ready to use until you upgrade, upgrade, UPGRADE!

No. 10: Data Sets Riddled With Mistakes.

No. 11: Where's My Object?

No. 12: Program search functions are perversely inadequate -- even useless.

No. 13: Numerical Order of Object Lists Is Illogical.

No. 14: PC - Scope Connectivity Problems.

No. 15: Scope Control and Pointing Issues.

No. 16: Typical astro program documentation is dreadful.

No. 17: "Night Mode" (predominantly red colored display) is still too bright, and can wreck your dark adaptation.