SAY IT LOUD, I'M GHETTO AND I'M PROUD!!!!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GHETTOFABULOUS IF......

1.  THERE'S REUSABLE BACON GREASE IN A MAXWELL HOUSE CAN IN THE CENTER OF
THE BURNERS ON YOUR STOVE.
3.  THE BATTERIES IN YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ARE HELD IN PLACE WITH  A PIECE
OF TAPE.
4.  SOMETHING SMELLS SPOILED IN THE REFRIGERATOR, AND ALL YOU DO IS
CHANGE THE BOX OF ARM & HAMMER BAKING SODA.  6.  YOUR DRINKING GLASSES
USED TO BE JELLY JARS.
7.  YOUR FURNITURE IS COVERED IN PLASTIC.
8.  YOU RUN TO GET POTS AS SOON AS IT RAINS.
9.  THE ROACHES IN YOUR HOUSE ONLY COME OUT WHEN COMPANY COMES.
10.  YOU REFER TO THE REFRIGERATOR AS AN ICEBOX.
11. THE BACK OF YOUR TOILET SEAT IS ALWAYS OFF.
12. YOU USE VASELINE FOR SHOE POLISH.
13. YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE CLEAN UNLESS THERE IS VISIBLE BABY POWDER ON
YOUR NECK AND CHEST.
14. THE HEELS OF YOUR FEET LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN KICKING FLOUR.  15. YOU
WEAR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: BRUTE, HAI KARATE, JEAN NATE, OLD SPICE,
CHLOE, ENGLISH LEATHER, CHARLIE, 16. YOU USE TUSSY.
17. YOU USE BLACK EYE LINER TO LINE YOUR LIPS.
18. YOU WEAR YOUR SHOWER CAP EVERYWHERE BUT IN THE SHOWER.  19.. YOU
DRY-CLEAN YOUR WASHABLE CLOTHING (E.G., JEANS, T-SHIRTS, BASEBALL JERSEY,
ETC.).
20. YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE DENTIST.
21. YOU CLEAN YOUR TEETH WITH A MATCHBOOK OR BUSINESS CARD.
22. YOU CLEAN YOUR EARS WITH A BOBBY PIN, KEY, OR INK PEN CAP.
23. YOU WEAR YOUR CLOTHES WITH A TAG ON THEM.
24. THE ONLY ART YOU OWN IS ON YOUR FINGERNAILS.
25. YOUR ARE UNDER THIRTEEN AND HAVE EXTENSIONS.  26. YOU REFER TO THE
HAIR AT THE NAPE OF YOUR NECK AS YOUR "KITCHEN."
27. YOU NEVER LEARNED TO SWIM BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T GET YOUR HAIR WET.
28. YOUR CHILD THINKS HIS REAL NAME IS LIL' MAN.  29. YOU HAVE TROUBLE
SPELLING YOUR CHILDREN'S NAMES, AND YOU  NAMED THEM.
30. YOU PAGE YOURSELF.
31. YOU WEAR HOUSE SHOES OUTSIDE THE HOUSE.  32. YOU ADD "ED" OR "T" TO
THE END OF A WORD THAT'S ALREADY IN THE PAST TENSE (E.G., TOOKED,
LIGHT-SKINNEDED, KILT, RUINT).  33. YOU PRONOUNCE WORDS LIKE THIS:
SKRIMPS OR STRIMPS (SHRIMP)  * PACIFIC (SPECIFIC)
SKREET(STREET)  * AXE(ASK)  * LOOKDED (LOOKED)  * MEMBER (REMEMBER)
SPISKETTI (SPAGHETTI)  * WAYMENT(WAIT A MINUTE)
34. YOU BUY YOUR STOCKINGS AT THE SAME PLACE YOU DO YOUR GROCERYSHOPPING.
35. YOU WEAR A WATCH THAT YOU KNOW DOESN'T WORK.
36.  YOU GOT ANGRY WHEN THE GOVERNMENT STOPPED THE CHEESE PROGRAM.  37.
 EVERY TIME YOU HAVE MACARONI AND CHEESE, YOU FEEL A NEED TO COMMENT ON
HOW NOTHING MAKES IT BETTER THAN "THE GOBMENT CHEESE." 38. YOU HAVE A
CRACK ACROSS YOUR FRONT WINDSHIELD AND YOU NEVER BOTHERED TO GET IT
FIXED.
39. YOU DRIVE AROUND ON THE DONUT, MONTHS AFTER THE FLAT HAPPENED.
40. THE ANNOUNCEMENTS AT YOUR CHURCH ARE LONGER THAN THE SERMON.  41.
THERE ARE MORE GUEST AT THE RECEPTION THAN THERE WERE AT THE WEDDING.
42. THE MAJORITY OF THE FLOWERS AT THE BURIAL SITE ARE  PLASTIC, AND/OR
TAKEN BACK THE FOLLOWING DAY.
43.  YOU EVER TOOK A BUS TO A CLUB.
44. YOU ASK PERFECT STRANGERS TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU, THEN YOU TELL
ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS THAT THIS IS SOMEONE YOU ACTUALLY DATED.  45.YOU'VE
WON A GRAMMY FOR YOUR B---- AND HO RAP RECORD, AND YOU START YOUR
ACCEPTANCE SPEECH WITH THE FOLLOWING PHRASE: "FIRST OF ALL,  WANT TO
THANK GOD, WHO IS THE HEAD OF MY LIFE."
46. YOUR CHILD DROPS HIS PACIFIER, AND YOU SANITIZE IT BY SUCKING ON
IT.
47. YOUR CHILDREN DON'T KNOW THE WORDS TO "MISS MARY MACK," BUT THEY
KNOW THE LYRICS TO ALL OF MASTER P'S RECORDS.
48. YOU EVER RAN A RACE BAREFOOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET AT
APPROXIMATELY ELEVEN AT NIGHT.
49. KOOLAID REPLACED MILK AS A MAJOR SOURCE OF NUTRITION IN YOUR HOME