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THE NEWBIE PC CLASSROOM AND HOME MADE WEBSITE DESIGNER'S
COMPLETE MANUAL for Dummies or, how NEVER to need Bubba, the WEBMASTER!
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oh jeez, you
don't need me anymore? DAMN!
ten dummies like
YOU, I make a living!
How to BUY a used PC for under 100$
HOW TO SAVE TEXT which you FIND ONLINE or in EMAILS
HOW TO SEND 'LIVE LINKS' to pals in EMAILS. CLICKABLE URLS!
AN EMAIL PRIMER
NSA/ CIA reading your EMAIL? Feb 15th, they started reading mine. How you can tell if they are!
Think you're getting HACKED? Think you're DOING something that might prompt the GOV/ CIA/ NSA to hack you? THE U-3 SOLUTION!
HOW TO MAKE A WEBSITEWHEN YOU HAVE NO WEBSITE PUBLISHING SOFTWARE -- This classroom will allow you to have a website UP AND RUNNING in an hour. Perfect if there's no time to take a class and U-need to get a business up in CYBERSPACE. AT LAST, you can share information with the world, do a blog, feature your own writing And make it a big hit even create a MOONLIGHTING revenue source. And learn some TIPS FROM AN EXPERT.
How
to do a Planetary
CHARITY with a website and make a lot of money to do good with, but also
cut yourself a salary.
HOW TO LOAD YOUR WEBSITE, FTP FOR DUMMIES
HOW TO EDIT your META TEXT, PART ONE. HOW TO EDIT YOUR META TEXT PART II so WEBSPIDERS can find you and FOLKS CAN GOOGLE YOU with SEARCH WORDS!
HOW TO PICK A BROWSER. WHY NOT PICK ALL OF THEM?
You get your articles four ways. 1).WRITING THEM
from scratch. 2.) by saving research text you find online
that inspires you to edit and rewrite them, or 3.) SAVE your own letters to
your clients by mailing a copy to yourself, then rewrite the text 4.) Cribbing
from the big websites, locating info by GOOGLING.
HOW TO FIX A COMPUTER
SPINRITE SOFTWAREwill FIX A COMPUTER -- Your PC TEKIE will have a copy!
What is text? How to use it? Store it, stash it?TEXT TECH- being the secrets of how to clean up web text from emails, articles, and create a formatted article of that text. Now, you're ready to do a website.
The day I found out I was going to be on JUDGE JUDY, my kid bought me a domaine name, & I threw together the LUCK IN LOVE website! I just stated what was in my heart as a preamble and put a LINK to an old INDEX PAGE I had index 3. And BA BA BOOM! I was off to the races. Of course my URL NAME-DROPPING was caught by Judge Judy's film editor and was left on the cutting room floor. My daughter, Paloma, always a big spender, a gal who'd pay 5$ for a salad! (??) bought me a domaine name.
NEXT,
FILL YOUR CACHE or C DRIVE with GOOD SOFTWARE.
HOW TO GET USED 'SHAREWARE' OR 'ABANDONWARE', CHEAP FROM THE FAMOUS IDAHO
LIBERTERIAN BUSINESSMAN, DAN THE MAN,
the PREMIER VENDOR of USED STUFF IN THE WORLD! If it ain't nailed down, DAN's
got it!
NEXT, do the INTERNET thing. Start dropping in at fabulous blogs, writing to your new pals who become your clients. Start up friendships. DEVISE SOME TRADE BEADS. Send garden seeds, buy used books. Stay in touch. For that you need a good EMAIL CLIENT, one that holds your chums' names in alphabetical order, allows you entry to sketch in details on them, (sister is in prison, hubby a plumber) stuff you might otherwise forget. And last, you build LISTS. The GARDENER list the POLITICAL LEFTIES list. I'd hate to bore my frugal living list kids with my POLITICIAL CONSPIRACY THEORIES BUSTED letters.
I have only found one EMAIL CLIENT I like: the one inside my browser, NETSCAPE
VERSION 4.7 ca. 1995. You don't surf the web with this old browser, as at times, it
crashes when it meets java or other high tech stuff but it has a superb mail client. I hear EUDORA has that kind of a
lean, mean-machine mail client ....only it costs a few bucks. Your call.
WHY GMAIL AS A FREEBIE MAIL BOX
WORKS (IN ANY BROWSER),
BUT
WHY MOZILLA FIREFOX as a browser HAS SPEED,
REMEMBERS PASSWORDS AND IS BEST! GET 'EM
BOTH FREE!
MY OLD NETSCAPE BROWSER JAMS ALL THE TIME, WHAT's UP?
HOW TO PICK A SERVER. FINDING AN ISP.
HOW TO PICK a GOOD BROWSER. Hey, WHY NOT PICK ALL OF THEM?
The spy Inside our PC. As activists we fear being noticed. There's a
way now, not to be!
TO BE AIR TIGHT! INPENETRABLE!
Don’t give the NSA any clues. BCC YOUR EMAIL LISTS. HOW TO’s &
WHYto’s
DESIGN MY OWN WEBSITE? EASY? SHOW ME HOW.
TEMPLATE FOR CONTENT AS WELL AS DESIGN of your WEBSITE
HOW DO I PICK A WEB HOST?
DO
I NEED TO WORRY ABOUT COOKIES? What
should I KNOW about them?
BOOKMARKING THE
NIFTY SITES
GET THE KIDS TO DO YOUR WEBSITE. JUNIOR PICASSO!
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Dear Anita Sands. THANKS for the ADVICE. I loved the WEBSITE (MAKING)FOR DUMMIESpage, and the PC TECH for DUMMIES page. Could you Send me both INDEX PAGES for my collection? 2$ is all? I'll paypal it to you. I probably should get the FUTURE INDEX (horrors headed to our shore,) and I would love to own the SURVIVAL INDEX PAGE, (which is the FIX for those horrors.) I understand that each is a large COLLECTION of seminars featuring 2 to 10 dozen articles. WOW. Could you send me a list of the themes of your various QUICKIE PHD's in your EMAIL BOX, SEMINARS that make SENSE!. I want a few different trainings. HOW TO MAKE an underground COTTAGE INDUSTRY which is the GUERILLA CAPITALISM SEMINAR, right? How about MONEY SECRETS and for my beautiful daughter, the LUCK IN LOVE, How to MARRY VERY WELL training with the RUTHLESS RULES OF ROMANCE. That sounds useful. 150 files in it, right? That's worth 2$. And send the hilarious JERRY'S REFRIGERATOR the CONSPIRACY THEORY WEBSITE with TIPS ON HOME SECURITY, FENDING OFF FUZZ and the Tin Foil Hat collection of theories about what's really going on. Something I definitely want! THE HOLISTIC PREVENTION ARCHIVE which is HOW TO HEAL ANY body CONDITION & prevent genetic family tree maladies from arriving. I hear it's very useful and that I'll never need another doctor or HMO if I get it, so SEND IT.
You
got it SEND 2$ to PAYPAL (astrology@earthlink.net
is my acct.) click here>
and I will
immediately send you the
seminars you want. If you want the list of the full twenty different
QUICKIE PH'D's it’s THERE. Select those
you'd really want to own, and you MAY post them at any website, no charge, ask
for complete LIST to be sent, to choose from. You get to POST any SEMINAR or
ARCHIVE at your website. Heck, you could do that even if you do NOT send two
bucks! You can ftp them or link back to our sites, where the files sit in
cyberspace!
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