SURVIVAL INDEX - the NUMERO UNO CONVERSATION 101 classroom
EARTHQUAKE or THE GREAT DEPRE$$ION? URBAN CHAOS, STARVING MOBS, CRIME EPIDEMIC. BE READY!
LIVING IN Los Angeles, home of the Big One, even at a Christmas feast, DEATH will always be a guest at the table. Why? Cuz all kinds of death-threatening scenarios can happen at any damn second. Freeway shootings happen DAILY in my town. Rivers rise up and swallow homes too close to their banks. Forest fires sweep through housing developments at the city's edge. Mountains landslide down on homes. Cliffs drop out from under and cliffhanging homes drop with them. Then, the San Andreas Fault is right under our feet, so Quakes in the 8.0 region are always on the guest list and the 4.1's happen daily. We have an offshore SEA SHELF created by Tectonic Plates at war, which if the two really punched one another out, would give the CITY OF L.A. a MEGA tsunami covering every house with brine. I have a senior friend who was out on the water in the 50's and a tsunami came and knocked him off his boat and broke his leg. SANTA MONICA. Last, GLOBAL WARMING. The ICE MELTING will raise the sea level, more than the 15 feet that happened ten thousand years ago. Al Gore says so and he's not seeking to feather his bed.
DECIDE NOW HOW YOU WANT TO HANDLE LIFE'S UNCERTAINTIES!
We Hollywood people have another problem. Then there's the fact that BABYLON WEST is here by that I mean SODOM & GOMORRHA and the Muslims know it. These snarly, macho types look at our movies and TV and think we are insane devils polluting a clean world. How do you spell Savanarola in MUSLIM? You spell it B.O.M.B. CHARLIE SHEEN's house has probably got cross hairs on it as we talk. Then, the KINGDOM OF ISRAEL WEST is also situated here. The film studios that dot our city are all run by Jews, Zionists the terrorists call them. They are dangerous as they lobby Washington for Israel and raise huge money for Israel's needs. Half the producers, stars and directors are pro Israel. So a few atom bombs taking out a SYNAGOGUE and ten major studios wouldn't just end MOVIES; they'd take half the city with it. And surely the MUSLIMS have mastered A-bomb tech from watching old Matthew Broderick movies.
Next, there's our huge ghetto, the entire southern and eastern edges of our city, filled with angry black and Latinos who hate the white man's guts. Amnesty to Wetbacks is as contemptible an effort (that will never make it) as scholarships to blacks were decades ago. White men picketed that one and ended the practice. The DOLLAR IS TANKING RIGHT NOW. What will our LIFE STYLE be like in the CITY when no more Social Security checks go out, all jobs are history? FIND OUT WHAT YOU WILL HAVE TO DO TO SURVIVE A DEPRESSION. Do we need guns? Jails are already so full they can't keep criminals. Think major DEPRESSION with a very surly under class! YES YOU NEED GUNS! But with PLASTIC BULLETS
But what if the KILLER BUG isn't a human, but a GERM? The Big disaster could be a plague. It could be the minor disasters, Morgellones Disease multi-color, itchy FUR is growing on all our bodies.. (SHUDDER). L.A. is the acknowledged, international world capital of 'the beautiful people' and just to show you that yang must follow yin, it is also the world capital of this weird disfiguring disease.
Next, we Californians suspect that our STAGE FIVE SMOG ALERTS can easily escalate to stage Ten and everyone will succumb to a cloud of petroleum distillates if the wind is wrong. NEXT all our water comes down the Rockies in a cement channel which easily could be poisoned by terrorists with some cyanide. Some comes from the COLORADO RIVER. Two channels to poison. Next, they're planning on building a huge installations near the LAX airport to hold NATURAL LIQUID GAS. This is a hundred times more volatile and dangerous than the gas we use in our furnaces and stoves. Could turn l00 blocks of the city into a tostada.
LAST, there is the danger of our own leaders, our bankers eating us up. WALL STREET hungers to swallow up the SOCIAL SECURITY administration, privatize it which awakens mental pictures of The G.O.P sticking SSA into their drawers in the warmth of their elephantine maw.
So that's our potential disaster list. Losangelenos get that we're a hair away from disaster but when the going gets tough, the tough get going. We ANGELENOS plan and we figure that we can SURVIVE THE DISASTER by having some minimal preparation and/or stuff on hand.
1.) Our BASIC SHOPPING LIST. ADD FISHING TACKLE. ADD GLASS JARs WITH LIDS
2.) HIGH WATER? WHAT TO DO IF the OCEAN moves into WEST L.A.?
Point your rowboat at Mulholland and paddle? DISASTER SCENARIOS that could happen.
THE ANSWER: SOLUTION to YOUR PERSONAL SAFETY comes from READINESS.
3.) A-BOMB? Is "DUCK AND COVER" still the best move?
4.) QUAKE MANAGEMENT 101 (coming)
5.) WHAT TO DO FOR MONEY?
6.) What to do for FOOD? A FABULOUS WEBSITE THAT TEACHES YOU ALL! FISHING SKILLS, SO EASY TO LEARN, & SO VERY PRODUCTIVE!
7). Can a food failure happen? FAMINE in the MODERN WORLD?
8.) WHO IS PROMULGATING THE DEATH SCENARIO RUMORS? And why? CUI BONUM?
9) DOOM, DOOMIER. DOOMIEST.
10) CIA DEALING DRUGS to all American Cities. ALL OUR KIDS ADDICTED!
11) WATER FOR SALE EVERYWHERE, NOT A DROP TO DRINK!
12.) JUNGLE MONKEYS WIERDED OUT BY DISEASE AND WEIRD WEATHER?
13) SCIENTISTS TELL US BIGGEST DANGERS TO PLANET ARE THESE!
14) OLIGARCH PLAN TO EVICT THIRD WORLD FROM ALL LAND
15.) Grab your RV and toss the needed items in, (and oh yes, also the kids,) and run for the mountain villages? Follow these simple instructions and hey, it actually could work!
16. We're all eating burgers daily, MADCOW means we play Russian Roulette
17. THE WHOLE list of what we need to survive.
18. BUILD A HOUSE IN THE COUNTRY WITH FALLEN TREES, Plant an orchard nearby, vacation there on weekends. SEE THESE HANDBUILT ^HOMES. YOUR EYES WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE, SO BEAUTIFUL!
19. BUY FERTILE VALLEY LAND, NOT TOO NEAR A RUSHING RIVER. The only thing worth ANYTHING at all in times of inflation is paid up land with an orchard, vegetable garden and small, domestic animals. If you have a fixed rate mortgage, inflation will make the payment seem very small for what you have. Prices are down as we just had a real estate crash. CANTILEVER the money out of your parents' home. Again, mortgage payments, if based on fixed interest, will seem small during a MEGA INFLATION. Ted Turner just bought 2 1/2 million acres in ten states and as much again in PATAGONIA, the Canada of South America. Bush bought 100k acres in Paraguay, home of the Nazi emigres, the Odessa group, which his grand father PRESCOTT BUSH always embraced and served..
20. SURVIVAL TIPS ROUND UP
21. GETAWAY VEHICLES! Face it, the fit hits the shan, you may have to take a hike. Consider theTEAR DROP TRAILER and its rival, THE VW BUS.
22. Argentina went through a crash in 2001. Bad people started stealing, killing and they didn't have the RACIAL issues that USA has; they were Spaniards or Italians.SURVIVE A CRASH, the experience and advice of a man who lived through this one.
23. THE BAG BY THE DOOR. When Flood or quake or fire tragedy strikes, Have a "grab-and-go" bag near the front door. In it you should have several different emergency items including, a computer disc. That's right, a computer disc. "All my essential papers such as: driver's license, credit card numbers, mortgage papers, income tax -- anything that is essential that I have to retrieve that is part of my identity. Besides a computer disc, you can use inexpensive flash or thumb drive devices. "You can store all of your documentation, all your personal documentation on this. You can plug it into any computer. Instead of carrying all of the paperwork with you everything is minimized." A fire retardant box is one good place to store your thumb drive, computer disc, or important documents, and so are:
* Safe Deposit Box
* With a Friend or Relative
*In the freezer.
"Use a waterproof, velcro closure bag for important documents like insurance, deeds and house loans," said Kahn. "There are medical records and personal records in here as well. The reason for the freezer is because if there is a fire in your house the last freezer is the last thing to burn." So here's a short list of some of the documents you should have ready:
* Insurance Policies
* Credit Card Numbers
* Bank Account Numbers
* Vehicle Titles
* List of Medications
* Birth Certificates
* Xeroxes of driver's licenses for all family members
In a fire, panic sets in so think of this one as a wake up call to get ready. One more thing to have on hand is cash. In some disasters if the power goes out then so do ATM's and then you can't get the money you might need right away. Cash in the freezer! HEY, WHY NOT? Just don't tell the maid, wife or kids! And as these three will snoop, put a small lock on it, carry key in your wallet. Anyone asks, "it's the loan papers, in case house burns down. Proving house payments." That's so drab no one will look!
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