DECEMBER
2007. Last week scientists issued a bulletin which I heard on TV news.
"You're only as senile as your synapses are slow. NEUROTRANSMISSION is
the thing. If the spark of a thought can't leap from the tip of one nerve
(the synapses area), across the void to the other nerve, you're dumb
as soup. Somebody stole your mind in the night and you didn't even feel
it. Unless of course you have felt that unleapy spark stalling lately when
you tried to put two thoughts together and make your tongue work at the
same time. If the motor car of YOUR speeding mind and thought stalls on
some mysterious, muddy back road in your skull, that's the beginning of
senility, the encroaching dum dums.
MUCKED UP SYNAPSES is what stalls most seniors so they get that brain dulling like an old knife, tongue can't pronounce what it doesn't get sent and simple words and memories don't come when the button is pressed. That's NUBBY NERVE ENDINGS approaching, so hunker down in the war bunkers and arm for ALL OUT BATTLE. Hit the Online suppliers for supplements that assure your synapses will sparkle plenty! And dose the kids and the family dog while you're at it.
The SPARK OF LIGHT SUPPLEMENT COMPANIES that show up on my Googling around on words like 'senility + synapses + neurotransmitters are:
http://www.femhealth.com/AlzheimersMemoryTonic.html
http://www.lef.org/magazine/mag2007/feb2007_report_cognitex_01.htm
http://www.potentherbs.com/shop/mastermind.html
Chinese herb
http://www.galantamine.cc/articles/galantamine-articles-9.htm
http://web.winltd.com/Article.aspx?PageURL=/Pages/English/healthnews/enhancing.htm
AND SOME THAT I CAN'T PRONOUNCE......
http://web.winltd.com/Article.aspx?PageURL=/Pages/English/healthnews/enhancing.htm
MIXEM ALL TOGETHER .....It's ALIVEEEEEEE It's ALIIIIVVVVVVVEE! Your brain will come back to life. Your speech and thoughts will be quick as a kid's. Of course, THEY'RE DUMB AS SOUP because they haven't lived as many years as you or read as many books or attended as many classes, so get those neurotransmitters lubed and tuned!
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