HOW DO I BECOME A LOBBYIST??? JUST ASSUME THE POSE, DO IT, and instantly you BECOME ONE! If it QUACKS like a Lobbyist, It IS A LOBBYIST!
As you well know, LOBBYISTS make millions of dollars a year, and quite offten, they aren't doing Satan's work for the Casinos, Tobacco and Pharms. Some of them actually do good. The name RALPH NADER mean anything to you? He's so pro-bono lobbying for issues that he has become the HIGHEST END of the LOBBYING SPECTRUM, up there near JESUS. So does this sounds appealing? What do you NEED?
a.) A group of pals to fire up their pistons which they'll do if you create a spiritual living room group nite with snacks, music, but some meeting time to identify ISSUES.
b.) A PC with web design software. I use the free htm composer in NETSCAPE BROWSER or my MICROSOFT WORD 1997, later version sgot too heavy on coding, so find SHAREWARE online for vers 97.
c.) Walking shoes cuz success is mainly hitting the streets finding the homeless, the missions, the adoption agencies.
d.) KNOWLEDGE. Visit the BEST teaching websites.
These actions will cause you to have an exploding heart chakra, a magical opening of the heart.
WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR GROUP, THE NEXT THING TO DO:
1.) Go to every PUBLIC relations firm in your city, tell them you want to become a lobbyist for your own cause, the HOMELESS and AFRICAN LOW COST ADOPTIONS but state that you'll be gathering speed to do their work too. You will work for free for them. (No danger of that, once they see how good you are, they'll salary you as they won't want you wandering away!) But even in the beginning before getting paid, you can use their offices, phones, faxes, stationery and most important, learn P.R. TARGETS. Networks, reporters. Your friends at the office have been doing it for years. They will train you.
2.) APPLY to your STATE for STATUS. HOW? WHAT DO YOU DO FIRST? SAMPLE OF PROCEDURE YOU MAY NOT BE IN THAT state but it's the same more or less everywhere. That's easy and do-able.
3.) STUDY THE WEBSITES THAT INSTRUCT. Get the 'gist' of it all. Heres a good one: MOOSE CREEK
4.) GO TO E-HOW. http://www.ehow.com/how_2061886_become-lobbyist.html
5.) RUN FOR CONGRESS IN YOUR TOWN!
One month in office gives you lifetime pass to the SENATE, CONGRESS & every office in WASHINGTON.
Why anyone would run for a one-month term in the U.S. Congress, I can think of two good, but selfish, reasons to enter the race.
CONGRESS looks good on one's resume; and second, it gives the short-term holder of the seat a lifetime pass to be on the floor of Congress (except during votes) to talk with legislators. If an office seeker wants to be a lobbyist in Washington, D.C., representing organizations in Hawaii, this would be the perfect way to start a very lucrative business.
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