LIST OF TEN THINGS YOU CAN EXPECT --- IF NEWLY JOBLESS
10) DEPT. OF HUMAN RESOURCES GENEROUS STIPEND. Longest paid vacation in your lifetime! SMILE! And get an under-the-table-way to make huge moola (in cash,) like house painting, making ENERGY bars for local gyms 'snack shop,' cleaning houses, and OBAMA keeps making the stipend of longer duration. ALSO get DEPT REHAB to pay for your classes for a new career. They will.
9) FUN CHOICES! Yes, you can make some new choices under really relaxed circumstances: SPEND the next year of paid vacation WORRYING, spend it SEEKING a NEW JOB, spend it STARTING UP A NEW BIZ of YOUR OWN? Or spend a week in PUERTO VALLARTA celebrating the death of your old life, a life you really didn't love all that much and making that new choice. Then come back to town and start with RESUME net sites like Monster.com, Hotjobs or Careerbuilder.com. I know folks who get massively high paying jobs there. Employers use them to avoid headhunter fees.
8.) BUDGETING! Taking cinches in your knickers like those at the FRUGAL WEBSITE, entail HILARIOUS ways to live cheap. These include making your own coffee (starbucks is over with,) and your sweets (THE RECIPES ARE HERE), easy even for a jobless person thusly saving mucho bucks so you can extend the vacation after Captain America tells you to GET THE DAMN NEW job or be homeless! Tips on this are at THE FRUGAL KANGAROO INDEX and at http://www.luckinlove.com/stteresabar.htm
7.) USING YOUR NEWLY FREED UP NITES FOR NETWORKING.You can do some very relaxed talking to strangers! Your life is bringing you to new places, what's there? NEW PALS! YOU GONNA MAKE THEM BY THE CRATE! All the above activities place you where NEW, unknown people are. (Those business cards are now required to be in your pocket!) The astrological romance and FUN hour hits 2 hrs after sun goes down and lasts until 2 hrs before midnight. What starts then is creative, full of good vibes. And hey, look on the bright side: you won't be all tired from a grueling, forty hour work week. That means you are fresh and make a beautiful impression as you meet lovely, new pals at super markets, ethnic food shops, laundromats, clubs, cafes, strolling the gentrified boutique streets where galleries abound. USE your power hours, in other words, stroll on Venus or Jupiter nites (Get your DELL HOROSCOPE MAG, last five pages. Go to FREE ASTROLOGY DEGREE at WEBSITE of HOLLYWOOD STARGAZER, ANITA SANDS Hernandez THE ASTRO INDEX or visit her at HER SITE. ) ALWAYS use the trine nights cuz what starts then, LASTS AND IS SWEET! Saturn nights, STAY HOME and paint the apartment with music blaring really rocking and enjoying life.
6.) DOSE of KURRENT KULTURE! Gallery strolling on GOOD NIGHTS will give you insight into how easy it is to make a huge living painting. GAL I KNOW, JANNA G. was given a SUV in exchange for a painting. See HOW TO PAINT FOR MONEY.
5.) A COLLEGE EDUCATION! 5 months in PARALEGAL training, 9k Student loan and presto, you earn 100k a yr. While you study, morn to noon, Get lumber out of alleys, bricks, create book shelves. Now hit garage sales and get every non-fiction book history philosophy, politics, and line the walls with info. READ into the wee hrs. Start haunting http://www.abebooks.com to see if you can get NOAM CHOMSKY for a buck. In other words, BECOME A COLLEGE GRAD PH.d. type mind. Shouldn't take you more than a year.
4.) SPIRIT STUDIES. Surf the hot gurus. Learn how you are not what you thought at all, nor is this new state of JOBLESSNESS. You're not your own mind even. You're not your house, stuff, beliefs, past, emotions. To discard all that luggage, visit the MASTER JULES Millionaire in Training Website, l00% totally free. SO as a newly jobless person, you have time to surf the net! Do YOGA, too for that natural high!
3.) BECOME THE NEW YOU! Changed the head trip? Now it's time to change features of the physical
trip. NAME CHANGE. If your current name hasn't been lucky for you. Become the NAME YOU ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING. This would be a step up. YOU need a real name contest with all your pals suggesting a new name also voting on the best name YOU DESIRE which suits you. Then, GO TO COURT get it changed legally. NEW PALS have to call you by this name. Old pals doesn't matter. Let them off the hook. AND NEXT, get a biz card with your new hobby on it, book collector, or house painter, baker, massage therapist, and THE NEW NAME!
2.) FENG SHUI THE HOUSE! First thing is paint the entire apartment a new, power set of colors with
THE 5$ a gallon paints on the OOPS SHELF at HOME DEPOT. ORIGINALLY selling for 25$ a gallon, these have been marked down as they were mixed to order. Get semigloss for kitchen bath, flat for other rooms. USE A GOOD CLEANSER to get scum off kitchen walls before painting. Sand old enamel there. Wipe clean. Each room should feature two colors, that work, like lavendar and pale blue, like pink and gold or similars, although opposings like yellow and mauve work. A NEW VIBE. LIke having a heart transplant at age 90, getting a l0 yr old heart! LOTTA new tread on your tires after all this! FENG SHUI THE BODY! Get a juicer, 19$ at WALMART (online). HAMILTON BEACH. Daily, juice 2 stalks celery, 2 carrots, slice of beet, slice of lemon, fistful of parsley. KeepPOWER foods in the fridge so a quick snack is handy.
1.) COMMUNAL LIVING! More fun, more growth produced, Speeds a career up if you work together, whether a garage band, film projects, a mercantile project. And it surely lowers the monthly stipend.
Read up on JOBS TODAY, the Fix we're in and how to FIX THE FIX!
Do all the above, you'll be in the money & the IRS
won't know your name.Guerilla Capitalism we call it.
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