A delicate, uncertain activist girl shot me this article which depicts liberals as a passing fancy of society, a fad. Obviously, she's obviously nervous that our immigrant empathetic, tree-hugging girlish ways are part of some prevelant femme madness. "Read this," she urges. "Is this what we're doing being liberals???" I quickly click on http://www.alainsnewsletter.com/s/spip.php?article343
I answer: "Don't feel liberals are whim-libs, as set out in this writer's article. Remember any jerk can buy a keyboard and use htm fonts. Just look at that misuse of the Bishop Sheen quote, "One who marries the battle cry of one decade is a WIDOW THE NEXT." You know St. Peter will hold that quote up to his nose at the pearly gates.
And then: "One year she’s an alabaster complected flower holding a parasol, then she’s burning her bra. Later still she’s dressing like a pop-tart with her midriff exposed. Then she’s frequenting a workout gym, a tanning salon and a martial arts dojo. Finally you receive divorce papers and learn she’s living with her friend “Rosie” in San Francisco. In the end, as you wonder what happened to the lady you married, you realize that she was never really a lady at all, but a chameleon."
His euphenism, "LIVING WITH ROSIE" means is a covert kick at some imaginary womankind that will probably go lesbian after the liberal gal goes to a gym and works out on a strong body, then reveals a trim midriff to not only men but other women! IN other words, this guy is a #%&*&( MULLAH. He has deep prejudices and deeper potency fears which qualify him to be a NEO CON.
Wouldn't you say he's trapped in an instinctive knee jerk Christian right wing Republican prejudice against ROE-WADE, emergence of women from PURDAH of 'kitchen church and kiddies,' (a Nazi programming phrase, Kinder, Kirche, Kuchen " which will occur the moment that we gals embrace fitness skills at GYMS, resulting in firm midriffs and of course firm minds which of course will lead to picketing, rallies, tree hugging, probably some hot IMMIGRANT EMBRACING then free sex and abortions, the supposed pursuits of beautiful libby women in our decade. So you can see why guys wanna lock us all up. It's MULLAH 101.
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The ferocious Macho Mullah (really a craven beta male) who wrote the above attempts to provoke laughter at earnest girls who walk around with bottles of pure water all day, cleverly hydrating themselves. He probably laughs at tofu and salad. He jeers at single ladies hanging in a 'girl group' and probably has personally been laughed out of bars for bothering a girl in such a group.
I can see him now. His writing hungers for attention and he wants to be taken seriously by us girls as a liberator of humankind but he's not. He's an egocentric phony-philosophy MULLAH who obviously wants COMPANY so he defuses our notions with "Are You Really a Liberal?"
We might answer him, "yes, we really are but not due to a gym or martial arts guru. We just feel LIBERALISM is a monniker we proudly wear as someone who senses herself to be in a battle with ELITE CORPORATISM, its deluge of propaganda, its NAFTA, GATT anti unionism, its paid flunkies and politicos who ultimately PILLAGE, PROGRAM and CONTROL the enslaved, uninformed masses by dictating economic and cultural politics, whether unjust war, Homeland anti-constitutional 'laws,' taxes, licensing fees, the huge amt of jailed citizens for non-violent crimes, the gulags, the xenophobia...all of it. The stench of those societal injustices originated with corporate elititism, basic oligarch lifeboat theory being 'we're allright, Jack, screw you." So Mister, we might ask, instead, are you really a protector of oligarchs? Are you really a Neo con? We don't think you are.
Join us and work out at gyms with us. Then we'll all go picket at the park and get rubber bullets sprayed on us. The more moxie we can work up, the more foaming picketing liberalism, the better. Join us! That's the way to get a date with a firm midriff girl with a firmer mind, like the one we have. Join us at the picket! Drink from my endless, sweet, pure H20. Put your hand around my firm middle and hug me as a sister in the revolution. I could be yours for the price of a placard reading, 'ENDLESS WAR isn't GOOD ENOUGH for America." "NO TAXES for the FUNCTIONALLY POOR!" Give us financial AID for COLLEGE with no interest loans.
But I'm only a girl. Help me out with some more placard text, wouldja, mister, huh? Pretty please?
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