2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.  A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.  A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you understand him a lot and love him a little.  To be happy with a woman you must love her and not try to understand her at all.

5. Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

6. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.  Women somehow seem to deteriorate during the night.

7. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.  A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

8. A  woman has the last word in any argument.  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

9. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman-before marriage and after marriage.