Condoms
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The
pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which
the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for
a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's
"the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going
out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's
had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with
his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing,
and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head
down for several minutes after everyone starts eating. The girl leans over
and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
He leans over to her and says, "You never told me
that your father is a pharmacist."
