Bumper Stickers

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• The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
• Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten.
• Some people are alive only because it's illegal tokill them.
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
• Horn broken, watch for finger.
• Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires.
• I love cats .... they taste just like chicken.
• Keep honking, I'm reloading.
• Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
• Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
• Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
• Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
• I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
• Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
• Wink, I'll do the rest!
• I love animals...the're delicious.
• If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
• Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
• We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
• Make it idiot proof and along comes a better idiot.
• A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
• Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
• Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
• i souport publik edekasion.
• Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
• It's only kinky the first time.
• As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
• Hungry and out of work? Eat an environmentalist.
• I still miss my ex- but my aim is improving.
• So many pedestrians....so little time.
• Sex is like Pizza - even when you think it's bad,it's kinda good.
• Don't laugh mister, your daughter might be in this car.
• Conserve trees - eat a Beaver.
• Democracy: 3 wolves and a sheep voting on what's for lunch.
• He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

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