Rosalind leaped at the opportunity to play cat and mouse with a sibling who had been jailed. As it turns out, she totally out-thought herself, giving young Trace the perfect opportunity to escape and blame it all on her. Things went downhill from there.

What would I have liked to do better as a GM in this section? This was another section in which my strained relationship with Rosalind's second player cut into my ability to GM as well as I'd like. She set herself up so perfectly for trouble and embarrassment, but then absolutely refused to accept that anything bad could ever possibly happen to her character. As it turns out, this exchange is why she left the game. Ah well. It's probably for the best.

Rosalind: After Roz has had her talk with the King she will ride down to the police station, or wherever it is that Trace is being held.
GM: Trace will be held down at Brighton Quadrangle, or "The Quad", a series of buildings that have been joined together as the Amber guards developed more and more of an administrative apparatus.
She wants to talk with the police before she sees Trace. She introduces herself as Princess Rosalind Barimen and asks to speak with the duty sergeant or the officer in charge on a delicate matter concerning Prince Trace.
She is referred to the arresting officer, Lieutenant Mallory. He appears not terribly surprised to see -somebody- of the Royal Family coming down to take an interest.

"Your Highness," he says with a respectful but clumsy salute from the left hand. His right arm is in a sling. "How can I be of assistance?" he asks.

Roz has a weary smile ready for the Lieutenant. "It's about Prince Trace, of course," Roz says. She uses her expression and body language to communicate that she's taking care of an unpleasant duty.

"Mind if I sit?" Unless he refuses she'll take a perch on his desk. "What happened to the wing?" She nods to his wounded arm. "Did that happen during the Prince's arrest?"

"Yes indeed," Lieutenant Mallory says, "I held on from the waterfront to Prospect park by looping my arm through a hold. Not the best idea, it turns out."
What's this guy like? Is he attractive? Married? Bad breath? What?
Lieutenant Mallory is a young man, still in the fighting trim that is obviously the result of recent training for the guards. He has sandy blond hair and a square, almost blockish face. He doesn't wear a wedding band. Though he doesn't have noticeably bad breath, he and his clothes do smell strongly and somewhat sharply of salt, probably because his beat is on the waterfront.
"I'm sorry about that," Roz says, sincerely, "the Crown and the Royal Family have a great deal of respect for the work that the police do in the city. This is a poor way of showing it, for that I apologize."
"No need, Princess," he says quickly. "It wasn't you."
"Was anyone else injured? Do you mind if I read the arrest report? All I know about what happened is what I've heard second or third hand -- I'd like to know who exactly I'm going to have to apologized to in order to clean up this mess for the King." She gives Mallory another weary smile.
"There's a hospital wing filled with the people wounded in this affair," Mallory says grimly. "We've got two dozen Council guards beaten, stabbed and half-drowned, then another few dozen with injuries as bystanders. Worst of them is one of his own crew, ran right up a saber. But the barber says she'll be okay, just needs bed-rest."
"Damn him," Roz mutters.
"As for an arrest report," he says, "which would you like? The original, or the one the chief told me to write after he saw the first one?"
"The original please, not the sanitized version," Roz grins.
"Yes, Your Highness," he says with relish. He reaches down into a wastepaper basket and pulls the report out, flattens each sheet carefully (they appear to have been crumpled in some great anger) and hands them over.
Roz thumbs through the report paying careful attention to note any injured police officers or dignitaries. Her expression get grimmer and grimmer as she reads over the list of injured persons and property damage, and she's getting madder and madder but trying to keep her temper in check.

When she gets to the end she rubs the bridge of her nose as she quiets herself back down to a professional demeanor. "Do you mind if I keep this," she asks Mallory once she has herself under control, "I think my boss should know the unvarnished truth about this." She sighs, "but I think you'd better continue your 'official' version."

"By all means," Mallory says quickly. "I could not ask for more than that the King understand precisely how his nephew behaved."

She folds the report in half and slides it into a pocket.

Roz looks across the room for a moment as she gathers her thoughts. She runs a hand through her already unruly hair. "Lieutenant, even without reading this," she pats the report, "the King is none too pleased with Trace's actions." This, she knows, is the truth. "After some consideration it was decided that a night in jail would serve the dumb sunova -- " she stops herself, "would serve his Highness right."

"However," Roz continues, "it wouldn't be the best PR for the Royal Family if people knew that a Prince of the Realm was sitting in jail..." Roz sighs, "I know I'm asking a lot, Lieutenant, but do you think you could perhaps lose the paperwork on Prince Trace so that if anyone asks after him it appears that he's already been bailed out?" Roz asks. "If you could see your way clear to doing me that solid I would be in your debt." She finishes with all solemnity.

Mallory looks horrified, then immediately apologetic. "Your Highness," he says, "I don't know if I can do that. You're talking about holding Prince Trace in secret... I mean, it's ten different types of illegal."
"It wouldn't be holding him in secret," Roz explains, "it would just be a simple clerical error as to the exact time of his release, 6pm instead of 6am, say...." Roz suggests with an arched eyebrow and a sly grin that she hopes is charming.
"Well, alright," Mallory says reluctantly. "I'll see what I can do."

There is a bustle at the front of the room, and a seedy looking man in a battered coat and a formless blue cap comes walking quickly across the room, clearly headed straight for Mallory and Roz.

"Oh God," Mallory sighs. "Of all people...."

"Maybe this would be a good time for you to escort me down to the cells?" Roz suggests.
"Miz Barimen!" the man says, beaming. He continues in a thick brogue characteristic of the immigrant communities that form much of Amber's lowest classes. "What a wonderful surprise. James Duncan, the Amber Gossip."

He holds a small book with tattered pages in one hand, and a stubby pencil in the other.

"Hello, Mr. Duncan," Roz gives the muckraker a dazzling smile, "it's always a pleasure to meet a member of the press."

"Amber Gossip?" Mallory says with obvious skepticism. "If this is your newest scam, you've picked a damn funny place to ply your trade, Jimmy."

"You wound me, Mallory," Duncan replies. "I've left me thieving ways behind to follow the siren call of truth and journalism. Now, miz Barimen, do you have any comment on mister Fitzalan's arrest?"

"Not at this moment," Roz shakes her head, "I have some business to conduct with the Lieutenant here, first. But if you'd like to wait until my business is finished I'd be happy to give you an exclusive interview." She smiles again.

Roz turns to Mallory. "Lieutenant?"

Not to be deterred, Duncan asks "Heading down to visit with mister Fitzalan, miz Barimen?"

Mallory looks like he's going to make some response to this, probably along the lines of the deception Roz asked him to make... but there is a hesitation while he steels himself to the bald-faced lie.

"No," Roz says, "we're heading down to have sex in the solitary confinement cells," she says, taking Mallory's arm and leading him away before he can say anything. "Try putting that in your paper and see how long you live." She finishes with a wink for Duncan.

Roz pulls Mallory along with her if she has to.

Lieutenant Mallory leads Rosalind down into the holding cells. They are open iron lattice-work cages, backed up against the wall on one side. Apart from the lantern that Mallory brings with him, the only light is the rising moon as it plays through the windows set high into the wall. These windows, Roz knows from watching the architecture on the way in, open onto the ground level of the Quadrangle, which puts the holding cells at somewhere about three-quarters buried.
Before they get down there -- at some private or semi-private corner -- Roz stops and turns to Mallory. "I was going to say this before that damn reporter showed up," she starts, her expression serious as she searches his face, carefully watching his reaction, "I don't want to get you jammed up in something you don't want any part of. I shouldn't have asked you to cook the books for me, you've already had enough trouble from the royal family today." She allows a small smile, "It's just my luck I'd run into the last honest cop in the GC." She runs a hand through her hair to push her bangs out of her eyes. "I need to keep this matter quiet and I would greatly appreciate it if you could help me with that. How you choose to help me is up to you," she shakes her head, "I won't ask you to do anything that you're not comfortable with. Find a way to do it legally."
Mallory heaves a big sigh of relief and "Whatever you think is best, Your Highness". Then he leads her the rest of the way into the holding cells.

Trace is sitting on a bed, his hands manacled to long chains which are in turn bolted to the floor. In the cell with him is an unassuming little man in the process of making a spot of tea on a small, cleverly constructed portable stove. Trace is in mid-conversation with a foppish gentleman in the cell next to him, also (as it turns out) with a manservant sharing the cell. She'd never been under the impression that this was standard procedure.

Trace: "Oh, nothing of any great import, Ariel," Trace is saying carelessly, massaging his manacled wrists as he speaks to the foppish man in the next cell. "Piracy... armed assault... resisting arrest... trampling members of the church... destruction of the statue of Oberon- er, I'm not sure which once, there seem to be quite a few. Does that cover my major indescretions, Nigel?" he turns, addressing the manservant making tea in his cell.
"Just as you say, sir," Nigel responds.

Roz will notice that a little muscle in Mallory's jaw twitches at Trace's totally unperturbed and guiltless recitation of the days mayhem.

Trace smiles dreamily. "I'm particularly proud of the piracy," he murmurs, then jabs a finger pointedly at Ariel. "Mark you! It is no small feat to be arrested for piracy performed within the city limits! The rest of it was just manual effort, by and large, and can be done by any determined person of sufficently extraordinary skill and grace; but a full scale assault on a docked ship requires inspiration, my friend. Inspiration!"
"Lieutenant," Rosalind turns to Mallory, "I need to speak to the Prince alone. Can you please see that these other 'gentlemen' are removed to their own cells -- out of ear shot?"
"Right," Mallory says, stepping forward with keys. "You lot, back outside where you belong."

He glances at Ariel, then asks Rosalind, "Do you want the other prisoner moved to a different cell?"

"Yes, please, Lieutenant," Roz answers.

Mallory pulls Ariel up by his collar-stays and frog-marches him out of this cell-block. He protests the entire way, of course, saying "Now see here! I -earned- that cell fair and square! Do you think lewd conduct is effortless? It's an endurance sport my man..."

Mallory takes the guards that usually keep watch over the whole row of cells with him, ensuring that Roz and Trace have complete privacy.

Trace looks oddly content for a prisoner, and watches his erstwhile compatriot prisoner hustled out with bemusement. He turns back to you and is clearly about to make a florid introduction, if his prior conversation you overhead in typical of his speechifying.
The person standing in front of Trace's cell is a tall, slender (almost skinny) woman, apparently in her late twenties or early thirties. She has sharp, angular features, short, somewhat unruly dark hair, and bright green eyes. She's wearing a loose blouse of shimmering grey silk, over which is a tightly laced silver and black leather vest. She has on a split riding skirt, and riding boots. She also wears a sword belt around her waist that supports a thin-bladed saber and a holstered snub-nosed revolver. Rosalind waits patiently, her attention on Mallory and the other guards, until everyone else is completely out of earshot.

Eventually she turns back to Trace. "My name is Princess Rosalind, I'm the daughter of Corwin," she says, "I work for the King." She doesn't ask who Trace is or pause so that he can introduce himself. "I have two messages for you, one is official, the other personal, once I've delivered them I'll leave you in peace."

Rosalind folds her arms across her chest as she looks Trace over. "Is this how you wanted to be introduced to Amber? Is this where you wanted to spend your first night here?" She nods to the prison surroundings, not unlike prisons anywhere you find them. "Among the stink of past prisoner's urine and vomit? Is this how you always pictured it, forced to submit, brought here in chains?" These are all phrased as questions but it doesn't sound like Rosalind is interested in an answer.

"You injured people today, GOOD people, police officers among them who were doing nothing but trying to keep their city SAFE for their fellow citizens -- and for WHAT? For your own personal pleasure? For some immature enjoyment? What gave you the right to come into their city, spoil their public spaces, and tear their bodies up? These are our people but they don't share our resilience, our ability to regenerate; they're weaker than we are -- when you hurt them it MATTERS," Rosalind says with a passionate vehemence. "But you don't care about that, do you? All you care about is having a laugh, isn't that right?" Again, it doesn't sound like she's interested in your answer.

"You'd better START caring," she continues, "because what you did today has ramifications beyond the people who were sent to the hospital, beyond the ruined monuments and the property damage. Your frat-boy antics have played right into the hands of the King's political opponents here. You've become the poster boy for everything they say is bad about the royal family and the King is going to have to spend a considerable amount of time playing politics to make up for the lost ground that you pissed away today. If you had any idea how much the King HATES playing that kind of politics you would have a small inkling of how disgusted he is with you right now."

"So much for what the King wanted me to tell you," Rosalind steps closer and takes hold of the bars, "now let me add something personal to all of this."

She looks Trace straight in the eye. "Ana was someone that I was proud to call a cousin. More than that, she was my friend," Rosalind's eyes are bright with emotion, "she gave her life to defend those who were weaker than she was and her memory deserved better than to have her funeral procession ruined by your pathetic misadventures. By some accident of birth, you're going to be allowed to attend her funeral but your drunken antics make it clear to me that you aren't worthy to stand in the same room with her bier. I don't think you'll ever be worthy -- but that's a choice that's up to you."

Rosalind steps away from the bars and turns to leave. "I'll be back in the morning to bail you out."

With that she leaves.

"Rosalind?"

If you care to look back, he is sitting on the edge of the filthy cot, his arms outstretched over his knees. The chains leave him barely enough room to do this, and it takes up every bit of slack available to do so.

"It's too long. By the time you finished, I realized you were trying to provoke me into showing what I'm really like. If you'd stopped about halfway through, it would have worked nicely."

He closes his eyes. "I expect a better speech at the funeral."

Rosalind doesn't turn around -- as a diplomat she knows the value of the last word. In the moment that Trace waits to see if she'll turn... she's gone.

When she's well away from Trace's cell she allows herself a smile.

After the visit with Trace, Roz gives Duncan his interview.

That will be difficult. He didn't wait for you.

While Roz is still looking around the watch room, trying to figure out where Duncan and Mallory have gotten to (perhaps two minutes after she left Trace) there is an echoing clatter from the cell-block, as if someone were rattling chains loudly.

Roz ignores the rattling and goes in search of a desk sergeant to find out if Mallory has left or not.
The desk-sergeant points the way down to the less-pleasant holding cells (the ones without windows, or with windows that face into the Quad and therefore are noisy twenty-four hours a day). Mallory is just finishing securing the prisoner Roz requested be moved.

"Ah, that was quick," he says when he sees her. "I'm surprised he didn't have more to say. Seems the type of talk your ear off."

"He's not my favorite person right now," Roz replies, "I don't care to listen to his bullshit. You'd better keep him isolated. I'd prefer if he didn't talk to anyone -- especially that damn reporter." Roz says with a frown.
Mallory frowns as well. "I can keep Duncan out, no problem... but I can't really stop his talking to the hallway guards, if you see what I mean."
Roz nods. "A night in jail is certainly going to do nothing to shake up such a hardened recidivist..." then Roz starts to smile, "but messing with his toys might put a cramp on his style."

She turns to Mallory. "No doubt the police impounded his ship, right? Well, you have my permission to sell it to pay for the medical care and property damage he's caused. When he was booked in did you remove his personal effects? If there was a deck of playing cards or weapons or anything like that, I would be more than happy, as the representative of his family, to take care of them." Roz is grinning now.

"I can check," he says, "but... well, I'm just the arresting officer. Technically I probably shouldn't be disposing of the man's property."
Roz nods again but this time she's grinning. "I'll have the Crown's attorneys look into the matter of the boat, but in the meantime I would appreciate it if you could gather up his personal effects for me. I'll see that he gets them back, I just want him to know that I could have taken them..." she shakes her head, "it's a family thing, I know it must seem strange to you."
"Nah, I've played jokes on my brothers in my time. I suppose, seeing as its you." He leads the way down to the evidence chambers, and after filling out some quick paperwork, hands over a tagged leather bag that does, indeed, hold a sword, two daggers, some assorted coins and oddments and a Trump deck.
"Thank you, Lieutenant," Roz takes the bag and tucks it under her arm.
"Well, I'd best get the men back on duty in the cell block," he says. "I hope we'll be seeing more of you 'round here?" he half-asks.
"I was just thinking along those lines myself..." Roz hesitates for a moment, "I don't know how long you're going to be tied up here but it seems like you've had a very long day, already. When they finally let you go, would you care to join me for a drink? Or perhaps dinner?" She smiles.
"That sounds nice," he says, his voice filled with weariness. "I can finish up the last of the paper-work and finally get out of this madhouse for the day."
Roz reaches out to gently touch his shoulder. "I'll wait for you in the coffee room."
He smiles and nods before walking off to see to the last items of business for the day.

Five minutes later, he walks into the door of the coffee room, two guards flanking him from behind, their truncheons in their hands. Roz turns from looking out the window at his approach. At the same moment, clearly coordinated, guards take up station in the other doorway from the room.

The kindness is gone from Mallory's face. Instead there is a cold and restrained anger. "Miss Barimen," he says officiously, "Come with us. We'd like to ask you some questions regarding your part in Fitzalan's escape."

Roz sighs. She lowers her head and rubs the bridge of her nose. "I had nothing to do with his escape, Lieutenant," she says as she stands. "What happened?"
"This way, if you please," Mallory says, aggressively cold and business-like. He clears the doorway, gesturing her toward the back of the station where the holding cells and (she presumes) interrogation rooms are located.
Roz will go along. "Why are you acting this way, Mallory. If Trace has escaped you should know that I had nothing to do with it -- I've spent all of my time here scheming of some way to keep him here."
"Sure," Mallory snarls, "and very convincing too. While you got all the witnesses and guards out and secured his things. Place all your weapons and effects on the table... please."
"Before you go through with that step let's stop and think about this," Roz says, looking directly into his eyes to show her trustworthiness.
"No," Mallory responds simply, and immediately. "No more exceptions, no more bending the rules. I should have been going by the book to start with. You and Fitzalan have shown me that."
"If you make this mistake, Mallory, it will have far-reaching consequences," Roz says, still calmly and evenly, "just answer me one thing: why would I break Trace out of jail when I could easily have bailed him out completely legally? Give me a good answer for that." Roz unbuckles her weapons belt and puts it on the table -- she doesn't care about them anyway. But she does not give up her trumps.
"If you've got nothing to hide," he says grimly, "then you have nothing to worry about."
"That's not an answer and you know it," Roz reminds him, "what you're doing here is irrational, Mallory. Think about it, think carefully about it."
"I'm following procedure," Mallory replies, "as I should have done from the start. Now hand over the rest."
Roz raises her gaze to the Lieutenant's eyes. "Now you listen to me, Lieutenant, because this is one of the most important decision you're going to make in your career...."

...and Roz proceeds to lay it all out for Mallory with all of the "unfair weaponry" she has available to her: she'll make an impassioned argument about being innocent until proven guilty, about evidence overweighing hunches and fears, about actions speaking louder than words, about the actions she's shown him in respect and courtesy. Then she then she hits him with the dire, and dismal consequences of arresting her, how embarrassing and scandalous it would be for the King, how, once she was found innocent, all that embarrassment and scandal would come rebounding back onto him for his blundering arrest of someone doing the King's duty, he would be made a laughingstock, his career would be over, how it would be hard for him to find even a non-law enforcement job. And then she gives him a way out of the situation as she tells him that she understands where he's coming from, she understand his anger at the jail break, she respects his ethics, and his career as a police officer, and that's why, if he makes no more of the matter, she's willing to let the matter drop and no more will be said about it.

It taxes Rosalind's abilities to their utmost, but between playing his emotions like a xylophone, undermining his confidence with carefully placed rhetorical traps, and exposing him to the scorn of his fellows, Roz manages to so bamboozle Lieutenant Mallory that he concludes that she couldn't possibly have had anything to do with Trace's escape, and that police procedure should never be allowed to interfere when somebody is so clearly in the right. Confused, but agreeable, he escorts her to the door and wishes her the best of luck.

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