The Brady Bunch Movie

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Marcia Brady (Christine Taylor) Forget it, Doug. Even with a swollen nose, I can still smell a rat.
Charlie (R. D. Robb) Hey, I heard what you said, Doug, and I'm not gonna let you talk to Marcia like that.

Doug (Shane Conrad) Yeah?

Charlie Yeah.

Doug Well, what are you gonna do about it, geek?

Charlie I'm gonna... lose... consciousness...
Charlie Marcia, I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.

Marcia Brady It's called a French kiss, Charlie.

Charlie Um, Marcia, I gotta go. Uh... Something suddenly came up.
Mike Brady (Gary Cole) As a wise man once said, "Wherever you go, there you are."
Sam gives Alice a bowling ball.

Sam (David Graf) When I saw it, I thought it was right up your alley.

Alice (Henrietta Mantel) I'm bowled over.
Mike Brady I couldn't have put it better myself, Jan. But I'll try anyway.
Mike Brady Alone, we can only move buckets. But if we work together, we can drain rivers.
Greg Brady (Christopher Daniel Barnes) Hey there, groovy chicks. You're all hep in far out ways.
Bobby Brady (Jason Lee) Excuse me, officers, but I hate to ask a law enforcement official to bend the rules, especially for Penal Code 117, Section 33b, but our house is at stake.

Mike Brady Our house is more important than money. This neighborhood is more important than money. Tell me. How many times have we borrowed each other's power tools or patched up each other's kids? We know so much about each other. I know that every January, Mr. Yeager is going to have that big Super Bowl party at his house. We know that every spring, Mrs. Simmons is going to have the prettiest daffodils on the block. We know that at 10:15 every Saturday morning, Mrs. Topping likes to walk through her living room naked. Call me old-fashioned, but these things are important, and they're not for sale. This is our neighborhood, and we're staying.


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