Before you go on, I just gotta ask...what the hell are you doing here? Learning about me that is?

This is me. But imagine me much fatter. And without the cape. And dark hair instead of blue. Bah. Fuck it.
Grrrrrr...

...a darkly clad, long haired enigma filling passersby with fear and insecurity with cryptic inane mutterings . What violent tempests rage inside that mind?

Critter

STATUS

HP: 500
MP:Don't need them.
Vigor:Sluggish
Speed:29
Stamina: I thought about a sit-up once and I was out for the count
Bat. Power: 55
Mag. Power: Magic BAD. bread good
Evade:75% (if you mean "obfuscation")
Age: 23-28
Height: 5'6
Weight: A lot, that's all I'll say.
Party Affl.: Independent Republican
Previous majors: Psychology, Physics/Chemistry (double major)
Special Abilities Ability to communicate with corn;
Special Characteristics: Towering intilekt; Magnetic colon
Motto: "Didn't I fucking tell you to shut up?"
Fav RPG: If you don't know by now...
Fav RPG Chars: Shadow (FFVI), Magus (CT), Locke (FFVI), Setzer (FFVI), Sephiroth (FFVII), Vincent (FFVII), Gilgamesh (FFV)
Favorite spells: Goner; Supernova; Eden; DarkMatter; Merton;
Fav Esper Attack: Alexandr's JUSTICE
Fav SummonBahamut ZERO (FFVII); Alexander (VIII)



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