Evidence of Approaching Comet/Asteroid

There is ample evidence to suggest that NASA is secretly working to ensure that a giant comet/asteroid in our solar system does not collide with planet Earth.

What is this EVIDENCE?  Well, here are some considerations:
1. In February 2003, NASA discovers a comet larger than Jupiter roaming in our solar system.  NASA names this big rock, 'Comet NEAT.'
2. Comet NEAT passes by our sun is hit by solar flares.  NASA proposes that these flares may have broken chunks off NEAT and sent them towards Earth.
3. NASA proposes that large chunks of NEAT may hit planet Earth by 2028.
4. Since 2003, NASA explores and analyzes various comets in our solar system; are these comets chunks of NEAT?
5. In 2004, NASA discovers 'Comet 2004 MN4' and proposes that this comet will come near Earth in 2029.  Is MN4 a chunk of NEAT?
6. In 2005, NASA sends a Deep Impact (DI) mission to analyze the surface composition of another comet, 'Temple 1'; is Temple 1 a chunk of NEAT?
7. Since 2004, NASA changes its fiscal priorities and increases funding to its comet/asteroid department from $3 million to over $1 billion.

So what do we do?
1. stay fit: drink vegetable juice, exercise, eat sushi, drink organic soy milk
2. support international cooperatives led by the U.S., UN, or other groups
3. unwind with movies like "Armageddon" (1998) and "Ace Ventura" (1994)

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You can now buy Comet NEAT T-shirts on the Internet!