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From: genlongears@delphi.com (General_LonGears)
Newsgroups: alt.devilbunnies
Subject: Death Wish 6 (Was: The Lost Army (pt 7))
Date: 28 Jan 1995 17:49:03 GMT
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The NoCo Battle was still in it's early stages ...
what's this?  *Another* tightbeam?!?  It had better
not be those damned persistent MCI people ...

************ TIGHTBEAM TO GENERAL LONGEARS ***********

From: Captain Q.T. Pye, P.A.W. Supply Warren #4

General, sorry to disturb you but we've experienced a
kit-napping at the warren.  Fuzzy and Pokey went looking,
but all we found is a ransom note.

They threaten to *pop* the kits if we don't give them
a current version of BUNIX by midnight.  It is signed
Henry Fudd.

**************** END TIGHTBEAM **************

Kit napping?!?  Those Fudd bastards!  How low would
they stoop?!?  Henry Fudd?!?  Sounded familiar, but
all Fudds rather looked the same to me.

********* TIGHTBEAM TO P.A.W. SUPPLY WARREN 4 ********

Captain:

    Have the FluffWare Engineers mock up a BUNIX look-a-like
    program ... the Fudds won't be familiar enough to detect
    a fake.

    Also, their count seemed to be off a bit.  This may be a 
    "double-blind" trap meant to get all the adults in one
    area in order to kill them.  Mock up suitable dummies
    and reposition all available forces in the surrounding
    woods.

    When the furless bastards show up ...

    Spam them.

-- General LonGears

***************** END TIGHTBEAM ***************

What were Fudd forces doing in Ohio?!?  HOW did they
get there?  Must be a splinter group ... we hadn't had any
problems since we decimated that silly squirrel squad
a while back ...