------------------------------------------------------------------------ Squirrels? Newsgroups: alt.devilbunnies From: adm4@po.cwru.edu (Aaron Mandelbaum) Message-ID: Date: Tue, 30 Aug 1994 03:24:47 GMT Organization: CWRU Hi. I've been reading this group for a while, and have been completely bewildered by the utter lack of DB's here at CWRU. I mean, I checked the fields, and snuck behind the scenes of the VERY suspicious cafeteria system, but never saw so much as a speck of Spam, let alone a Devilbunny. Had they forgotten about us in their mad rush for Co and Ca? Did they think Ohio already secure? Wasn't Cleveland good enough for them ? But now I think I know what's going on... Not too long ago, while trying to dispose of a particularly nasty cookie- like-thing, I was attacked by a small, brown, fuzzy creature! It lept off the garbage can where it had sat, unnoticed, and went for my throat! In a panic I tossed my cookie, and the rock-hard pseudo-pastry stunned the creature long enough for me to get away... Too many people saw the look on my face. I don't think I'll ever live it down. But this fiendish menace was no Devilbunny -- it was a squirrel! Ever since then I've kept an eye on our little bushy-tailed friends, and there's a lot more than nut-gathering going on here at Case... -- Aaron Mandelbaum ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Usenet Web 1.0.3 (development) / webmaster@netimages.com