Loren Greycoat
Loren, our warrenleader, is at the head of my current chain of command.
And it's a darn good thing that I don't have anything nasty to say about him,
seeing as it could mean my tail, or possibly an exciting new career in Life
Support shoveling sewage.
We have much to thank Loren for.
Why, if he hadn't killed the old warrenleader
while this was still a bunny warren, the revolution never would have happened,
and we'd be devilbunny servants even today. They were canny... they didn't mistreat us,
or force us to do dangerous or demeaning work... if he hadn't seen through their evil
and incited a massive backlash that forced us to defend ourselves, we would have been
completely taken in!
And it was his daring assault, code named "Rabbit's Tail", that taught the bunnies that
we were a true threat, not a nuisance to be ignored.
He also designed our lovely warren logo:
We all love him very much.
HELP US! LOREN IS INSANE! HE'S GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED!!!