with the prestidigitally gifted Bodd E. Tarrk offering these thought-provoking relaxation modalities to choose from:

quick massage by messenger of the gods

revives the innermost sensibilities, arouses the very center, stimulates the vital essence, excites the heart, kindles or brightens someone usually dulled or torpid. so feel alive and be animated with vigor, energy and promptness; become mentally nimble and not stagnant;
as if running, flowing, burning with intense heat; fiery, glowing, imbued, filled, charged, intinctive, ready and apt; eloquent, ingenious, sprightly, magical and mysterious.

amateur massage by weak and lazy man

being strong and memorizing the 10,000 modalitites does not necessarily make for a good massage. often it just creates more tension until you want to ask, 'why are we fighting?'. this approach emphasizes being and not-doing. to be as good as two tennis balls in a sock. to always be an amateur with open mind and open heart.

bakashiatsu

translated literally means "stupid finger pressure". practitioner and patient achieve and maintain a state of empty mind, forgetting the names of all the body parts, in order to directly apprehend their true existence. with sufficient breathing, the treatment actually increases the intelligence of both participants.

soulfinger pressuredrop

a thoroughly modern massage and groovy body boogie dedicated to peace, love and unity. it takes a positive touch, good vibrations, some rocking and rolling, and a special muscle upliftment that makes the pressure drop. deep as your love yet easy like sunday morning, it's skilled touch inspired by music that harmonizes the body and mind, and chases the blues away.

the bare necessities swingin' joint therapy

ragtime, swing and bebop rhythms are applied to the limbs and joints of the undraped patient, who is encouraged to just try and relax, cool it, and fall apart in my back yard. if you're looking to loosen up, lighten up, and let go, this is mother nature's recipe to forget about your worries and your strife and rest at ease.