Social Security Payments To Increase

New Washington, D.C. - The Public Regency Of Beneficial Enlightenment (formerly the Imperial Department of Health) has promised to increase social security payments to retirees by 15%, from $60 per month to $69 per month. PROBE has not said when these increases will take effect, but it says last year's increase from $50 per month to $60 per month should take effect soon.