Earth Girl


Francisco Jancairo Barocius Bareshis Bechoz
Was a guy who knew more about what was not what than what was –
Sometimes he let it alone
Mostly he slunk around home -
Sometimes he slunk around down at the corner salon -
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Now the corner saloon was a shack in a ricmarac town -
He walked until he was out front then he threw himself down -
The town was afraid of the dark -
And down at the corner park -
Our boy had the seat of his pants by the school of the yard -
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Now Francisco Jancairo Barocius Bareshis Bechoz-
Was the fifth of five kids, all Barocius Bareshis Bechoz-
One fell off of a train
Two got dropped from a plane-
The fourth was Carmel SanCarlo Barocius Bareshis Bechoz-
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She said honey you know pretty soon, well, like, its gonna seem -
You and me oughta once pick up and take some kind of extreme -
It’s good to do it with someone -
Sometime do it with me -
If the first time don’t make it the second might could just be better -
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One night Carmel SanCarlo Barocius Bareshis Bechoz-
Checked on her e-mail two or three times just because -
One was from Tajikistan -
Some guy selling raspberry jam -
And some web cam girls sticking dynamite inside themselves in Japan -

Now Francisco Jancairo Barocius Bareshis Bechoz-
Loved Carmel SanCarlo Barocius Bareshis Bechoz
She heard something out of the lawn-
She ran and turned her machine on -
And here is the message, the note that came up on the screen -
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If I could travel all around
The universe, and I could go
From galaxy to galaxy -
And I could visit every planet -
And on every planet I would
Have one girl, and I would
Take her out where and whenever
I was flying by that planet -
You would be my Earth girl -
You would be my Earth girl -
You would be my Earth girl -
You would be my Earth girl -
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Now Christian Nykeba San Carlo Jancairo Barocius Bareshis Bechoz
Came to town one Saturday night -
One Januray 12th –

He found in the dust -
In the red dust you’ll find -
If you travel southeast of Socorro
He found Carlina Bareshis Bechoz -
Making sauce out of seis pomodoro
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He walked up to her as she sat on the ground -
He gave her sugary sweets he had found -
And he sang what he said and he said what he sang -
He took off his shirt and he flung it around -
He said you are my Earth girl -
You are my Earth girl -
You are my Earth girl -
You are my Earth girl