The Richweb Manifesto
I believe the money I make belongs to me
and my family, not some middle-aged governmental functionary
with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts
squirting out babies.
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I have the right not to be tolerant
of others because they are different, weird or just piss me off.
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I believe that if you are selling me
a Dairy Queen shake, pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in
English. As a matter of fact, if you are an American citizen
you should speak English. My father and Grandfather shouldn't have to
die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to
come here and disrespect ours.
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I think the cops have every right to
shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them after they tell you
to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in
English, see the previous paragraph.
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I know what the definition of lying
is.
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I don't think just because you were
not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs,
government sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel,
convenience store, trinket shop, sex shop or any other damn thing.
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I believe no one ever died because
of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that
doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from someone else's car
when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right to.
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I think that being a student doesn't
give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack
In The Box.
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I don't hate the rich. I don't pity
the poor. I know wrestling is fake.
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I've never owned or was a slave, and
a large percentage of our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own
one either.
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I believe a self-righteous liberal
with a cause is a lot more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an
attitude.
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I can own a gun, you can own a gun,
and any red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if
you use it in a crime then you will serve the time. Even a
rubber band and a paper clip is a dangerous weapon in the hands
of someone with malicious intent.
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I think Bill Gates has every right
to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it pisses
you off, invent the next operating system that's better and put your
name on the building. Ask your political buddy who invented the
Internet to help you.
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We don't need more laws. Let's
enforce the ones we already have.
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I believe that it doesn't take a
village to raise a child, it takes a parent with the balls to stand
up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO."
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I think tattoos and piercing are
fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political
statement or force me to look at them.
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I believe that the world would be a
better place had Bob Eaton not sold Chrysler Corporation down the
river.
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I am sick to death of "Political
Correctness".