Top Ten Reasons Computers Must Be Female :

10. They are impossible to figure out.

9. They break down for no apparent reason.

8. They communicate well only with each other.

7. They are taking over the world.

6. They age rapidly.

5. Unless you use just the right language, you won't get a response.

4. Once you take away their fancy accessories, they're really not much to look at.

3. There is always a new generation coming along to replace the old.

2. Sometimes it's difficult to find the on/off button.

1. Size does matter.