Bizarre Definitions

Faucet - What you have to do if the tap won't turn.

Fellatio - The French connection

Hebrew - A male tea bag.

High Fidelity - A drunk who always goes home to his wife.

Horizon - A callgirl getting up in the morning.

Hyacinth - A yank greeting a girl called Cynthia.

Idolise - Eyes that refuse to look at anything.

Jealousy - The friendship one women shares with another.

Jewish catch 22 - Free pork.

Lesbians - Insurmountable odds.

Mine Shaft - What a German calls his dick.

Pimp - Nookie Bookie.

Pornography - Cliterature.

Red Riding Hood - A Russian condom

Sonata - A song sung by Frank

Speciman - An Italian astronaut

Virgin - Any Hicksville girl who can outrun her brothers.

Wet Dream - A snoregasm

Anti Climax - A bore gasm

Corporate Virgin - A new girl in the office.

Gaelic - An Irish lesbian

Adamant - The very first insect.

Alimony - A mistake by two people paid for by one.

Avail - Helpful for ugly women.

Bigamist - A large fog over Italy.

Climate - The best thing to do with a ladder.

Condom - An item to be worn on every conceivable occasion.

Condom - A sock in the puss.

Condoms - Homes for retired seamen.

Copulate - What an Italian police chief says to an officer who is late to work.

Detest - The West Indies playing India.

Diaphragms - Trampolines for dickheads.