Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my
political platform.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my
political platform.
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I did not have sexual relations in
exchange for gifts, John Kerry gave me these for my birthday.
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Think beer
commercial: I love you man!
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Kerry: Come on man, just once.
Jackson: I will not flip-flop here, I will not flip-flop there, I will not flip-flop anywhere. I will not flip-flop when I can, I will not flip-flop, Jessie Jackson I am. |
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Kerry: You're Number 1!!
Sadam: No, you're Number 1!! |
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Here it comes, whatch your
head John.
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| John
Kerry's Oompa Loompa Song |
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Loompa, doompadee doo We have a perfect question for you Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee If you are wise you will listen me What do you want when terrorists attack? Not the policy of Jacques Chirac Who is the best for the military? Certainly not Piere-Ker-ry I don’t like the sound of it |
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Oompa Loompa,
doompadee doo We have a perfect question for you Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee If you are wise you will listen me What do you get when you use a flip-flop? A platform that looks like babbling slop What do you want in a politician? Not one that will switch po-si-tions We didn’t need a recount. |
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Loompa, doompadee dah If you vote for Bush we will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do Doompadee do |
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Then: "I want the world" |
Now: "I want the WHOLE world" |
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Mr. Kerry, I heard you like
flip-flops, so I brought you one. It's yellow, like your belly.
(the Dems are making this too easy for me, no editing required) |
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