Management is a one-word oxymoron. (Howard S. Becker)

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. (Lily Tomlin)

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. (Lily Tomlin)

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. (Lily Tomlin)

I think I think, therefore I think I am. (Ambrose Bierce)

Still, there will come a time, here in Brooklyn, and all over America, when nothing will be of more interest than authentic reminiscences of the past. (Walt Whitman)

How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. (Alexander Dumas, fils)