Dave World !

The day of the Dave approaches. All true Daves must gather their strength and prepare for victory! When we dominate and Rule the World, the Daves of this page will be given dominion over their choice of Prime Earth Real Estate. Send in your requests soon! As the requests are sent to me, The Almighty Dave , I will post them here. Choose your own Town, City, Province, State, or Country for Rule after the Dave returns and grants His Daves complete power.

NORTH AMERICA

  • Dave Preston- Ruler of Canada. "...someone needs to teach them phonics."
  • Davey Boy Mitch- 2nd Ruler of Canada. "I wish to conquer this land for you."
  • Dave Bridges- Ruler of United States. "I kneel down before the great Dave to request the continental United States to rule over and do your bidding."
  • Dave Gegenhuber- 2nd Ruler of United States. "The world could not exist without Dave."
  • Dave Krupinski- 3rd Ruler of United States. "Although I know there is only one Almighty Dave and he is not I. I know I may procure others to the way of the Dave if I am properly trained in the Daveness."
  • "Dave-babe" Megan- First Lady of United States. "I am a weird person."
  • Jessica "Dave-babe" Jones- Princess of United States. "I want to be a Dave Babe, if I am worthy."
  • Josie "Dave-babe" Luna- Ruler of Hawaii. "I want Hawaii because it's cool."
  • King Dave Rythem- King of Ohio. "I request that my ruling over this land of cornfed idiots."
  • Dave Bledsoe- Ruler of California. "I beseech thee to grant me Dominion over the Non-Dave Heretics of California. I might teach them the glory that is Dave."
  • Dave Morton- Ruler of Texas. "I have mastered the art of Dave-ness... I've had all my life to work on it."
  • Dave Chuff- Ruler of Pennsylvania. "I grew up here and there's alot of people that I know that need to be Daved."
  • Dave Othus- Ruler of Washington. "I Dave Othus accept responsibality for the state of Washington, now to be know as the Kingdom of Daveneston....Remember, we should have no fear of our enemies. History tells us that it was a famous Dave that slew the great Goliath and became King of many. As a Dave, we too can overcome our enemies and become kings as well."
  • Dave Cadwallader- Ruler of Mexico. "Add me to your international list of members. Long live Daves!!"
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    CENTRAL AMERICA

  • Dan Dave Balancio- Ruler of Central America. "I clameth this landeth because of it beholdeth the most beautiful women all the world"
  • Mohammed Charlie Abi Dabi Dave- Ruler of Galapagos Islands. "I would be thankful to your highness if I might become ruler of the Galapagos Islands so that I can drink more champagne than everyone else at New Years 2000."
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    SOUTH AMERICA

  • Dave "Lippy" Grod- Ruler of Columbia. "I request Columbia and it ain't for the coffee!"
  • "Dave-babe" Terry- Ruler of South Peru. "Coz it sounds cool."
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    EUROPE

  • Jill "Dave-babe" Nichols- Ruler of Europe. "Europe is the Dave-est place around."
  • Dave Tkalcic- Ruler of United Kingdom. "I hold the secret to why things never stick to Teflon"
  • Dave Prescott- Prince of United Kingdom. "It is close to my house."
  • Chelsea "Babe of Davis" Snobel- Queen of United Kingdom. "I intend to help populate the U.K. with Daves and Dave-babes."
  • Aron Dave Feuer- Proxy Ruler of Surrey, Essex, Wessex & Wales. "I wish to rule this land in proxy for the one true Dave of the European Realm, being Dave Tkalcic. May his enlightened leadership bring us to the brink of a new civilization"
  • Dave T. Stevens- Ruler of France. "Where else to have a peaceful kingdom but in the land where the real kiss was made and the language of love was originated"
  • Johan Dave Nordstrom- Ruler of Sweden. "Nooobody knows the troubles in my way."
  • Heather "Dave-babe" Chappelle- Ruler of Ireland. "it is truly a heathen land and only the wholeness of Dave will set it free."
  • Scott David Mackay- Ruler of Scotland. "I a real DAVID is not afraid to wear a dress."
  • Dave Oldenkamp- Ruler of Qatar. "The gospel of DAVE must be spread to this dry and barren land."
  • David Riebel- Ruler of Germany. "I would like to re-assert the Riebel clan's claim over the throne of the German nation, if I may be so blessed at the coming of the Dave."
  • David Hunt- Ruler of Netherlands. "This land contains the great city Amsterdam...nuff said.."
  • Dave Jimmy Benkoski- Ruler of Amsterdam. "Medication is key to unlocking the true glory of the ALMIGHTY DAVE."
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    ASIA

  • Dave Marcotte- Ruler of Japan. "Asians are the kings of kinky sex. They just keep it kinda quiet."
  • Elliot J. "Dave" Wedge- Ruler of Oman. "Because they have these really neat valley in the mountains where you can go on picnics."
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    AFRICA

  • Theresa "Dave-babe" Tallent- Ruler of South Africa. "I want South Africa because they have giraffes."
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    AUSTRALIA

  • M. Dave Ullerich- Ruler of Australia. "I would like Australia...why? 3 words .. clothing optional beaches."
  • Clair "Dave-babe" Malone- 2nd Ruler of Australia. "I'm bored."
  • Christine "Dave-babe" Carrillo- Princess of Sydney. "I like the accent."
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    OCEANS, SEAS & ISLANDS

  • David Orchiston- Ruler of the New Zealand. "I Dave, one of the many, seek to bring about the light of Dave, upon the people of the nation of New Zealand. Let the Dave awakening begin...."
  • Davevine Davinowitch- Ruler of the Atlantic Ocean. "I humbly request that the Atlantic Ocean be assigned to me because I just dig surfin. Many Many bows."
  • Sir Daven Davids- Ruler of the Virgin Islands. "I will pass on the legacy of the DAVE. I wish to become a memeber of your all-knowing cult because I seek the Dave-babes...for any being with both the names 'Dave' and 'Babe' must be supreme."
  • Dave Dawson- Ruler of Jamaica. "I pray that you allow this Dave, your humble Davent, to make Jamaica my Davedom. There is a lack of Dave's there and I would be a good Davenary. I could Dave the people. The nature and weather there are fitting of a Dave."
  • Dave Gershman- Ruler of Christmas Islands. "I wish to rule Christmas Island so that I may return it to its prior state as the Island of Misfit Toys and come to the aid of all the lonely toys throughout the world."
  • Josi "Dave-babe" Miller- Ruler of Heard Island & McDonald Islands. "Oh holy island of the Big Mac, thou shalt worship thine divine secret sauce."
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    OUTER SPACE

  • Kirk "Patron Saint of Daveness" Millett - Ruler of Planet X. "It's the home of Monster Zero (Ghidora), need i say more?"
  • Liz "Dave-babe" Luna- Ruler of the Moon. "MOAA."
  • Joe Dave Hull- Ruler of Mars. "OUCH! I hate it when that darn rover rolls over my foot!"
  • Dave Nicholson- Ruler of Europa, Moon of Jupiter. "I like Ice."
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    OTHER PLACES

  • Sandra "Dave-babe" Avila- Queen of the Poles. "As "Queen" of the Montebello chapter of Daveness, I request The Poles because a Dave is always good on top or bottom"
  • "Dave-babe" Mimi- Princess of Pompeii. "I will rule Pompeii. I realize Mt. Vesuvious pulled a number on it and all, but I figured, when Dave returns...I bet HE could fix it up. Then I'd have lots of cool statues of people to decorate with."
  • Dave Daveson- Ruler of Antarctica. "I wanna have a monopoly on slurpees.. oh and penguins are kinda cool."
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