Roger Wilson - "Daveness=Loser"
Patti Breyfogle - "You know, if you want to be committed, all you have to do is ask."
Cathy Sripoonpak - "You really need to get out more!"
Brad Sobel - "You are sick!!"
Julie Whitman - "You are wacko!!"
Erika Barnes - "Your Cult is sinful."
Phil Reger - "suck my dick loser boy!"
Michael Ihde - "With a name like Dave, you must have been born on the Planet Remulac, with parents called Mr. & Mrs. Dave Cone...that's it, your name is really CONE!"