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friday, october 10, 2003

Relax, relate and release...
I have lost myself to my job.  I can't tell my left from right, my mind is boggled down with all this International law junk that I can't remember my name most days, but I could spout off whether it is legal for a non-resident of Norway to market products inside of Norway without being registered by the Norwegian MOD...If you want to know the answer it will cost you.  This weekend I am NOT working - I refuse to work, I am going to relax, relate and release.  I am going to VEG!!! I am going to see some movies, eat what I desire and read a juicy romance novel.  And maybe I will go to the "Taste of D.C." and get my grub on.



10 oct 03 @ 2:11 pm

wednesday, october 8, 2003

Fog, fog, fog...
I couldn't see jack on my drive to work this morning.  It was quite scary especially since I was running about 40 minutes late and rushing as much as I could.  In all reality (my lateness), it really doesn't matter because I am the first person here and the last person to leave, so technically I was early even though in my mind I was late.  Oh yeah, back to the fog.  It was completely foggy, I could barely see five feet in front of me and the traffic was killer because everyone and their mother had the grand idea to leave home early to beat the rush in fog.  They were all wrong...I swear I thought I saw folks through my fog covered windows going "What the f*ck is with all this traffic at 6:45 AM?" 
 
But, the best thing about fog is everyone becomes such courtesy drivers...they let everyone over - must be the fear that they will get into a car accident.  Yeah, it must be the fear because there is no way in hell that D.C. Metro Area drivers are actually nice.



8 oct 03 @ 7:59 am

tuesday, october 7, 2003

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7 oct 03 @ 5:39 pm

Giving Blood...
Giving blood is a wonderful thing.  I usually do it more often but due the lack of iron in my blood lately, that has prohibited me from doing so.  But, hell or high water I was going to give blood today...so I stepped behind the curtain and awaited the first prick of pain stating there was enough iron in my blood.  The answer - No.  But, wait they will do it again on another finger and test the blood using a machine versus the drop test.  I wait patiently behind the blue curtain wishing and hoping my blood is good enough and it is...Woo Hoo!!!  I am giving blood, I am giving blood, I am giving blood!!!  Well I gave blood and for some odd reason it took a little longer than it usually does, but I gave so I was and still am happy.  My reward - doing something good for my fellow man, some Dasani water and UTZ pretzels.



7 oct 03 @ 5:15 pm

It has caught up with me...
Let me state I am not allergic to Raspberries but they make me sick for some odd reason.  Note I have been downing this "Kashi Organic Promise Strawberry Fields" like it was air.  After about four boxes it was pointed out to me that the cereal had raspberries in it...this couldn't be because I never got sick.  So I pretended like the raspberries did not exist in my beloved cereal and continued to eat Strawberry Fields in mass consumption.  But, today it caught up with me...after eating about half of my daily mass consumption the sickness emerged.  My tummy is not happy and my mouth is upset...I need to find another snack food, maybe "Kashi Organic Promise Autumn Wheat and/or Cranberry Sunshine".  Any other suggestions???



7 oct 03 @ 12:35 pm

monday, october 6, 2003

What is my name again???
I have been so busy I can't even remember my name most days.  And to top it all off I feel like crap.  This past weekend was supposed to be a relax, relate, release weekend...turns out I was only able to 3R on Saturday night.  On Saturday, I went and saw "Out of Time" and ate at the Cheesecake Factory with a dear friend.  I had such a good time, the good time actually gave me high hopes for Sunday - But, no!!! My Sunday was a total bummer.  But a horrible Sunday gave me hopes for a better Monday...I should've kept hoping. 
 
I think I need to go away for a break. Golf Club Villas at Big Canoe in Marble Hill, GA is calling my name.



6 oct 03 @ 4:06 pm

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