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friday, june 27, 2003
Michelle your the greatest!!!
Michelle you are the greatest and you are so good to me, but I still
haven't forgot about the cake. Since I am asking favors, could you see if Kevin could deliver me two subs (any type)
to my house around 11 PM tonight -- We's will be hungry around then!!!
I am sorry Mr. Cut-Off Man…
The past couple have days have driven me a little loopy and it all
came to a boiling point on my drive home yesterday evening. Let me begin this vent/apology, by taking a deep breath…(Deep
breath, while mouthing relax, relate, release)
So, I buy the most adorable dress with a little matching sweater,
it arrives at my job and the box is placed outside of my cage (instead of inside) and then the box disappears. I could
deal with that…but, I go to get my hair done and my hairdresser doesn’t show up. I could deal with both of these things
on any normal day – but tied in with the week that I have been having it just sent me over the edge. So, how did I lose
it you ask? On the way home from the hairdresser with no little box with a cute little dress it in, I get cut off on
a ramp to the highway on my right hand side, with a guy who has a Jesus Christian sticker on his bumper. God forgive
me but road rage immersed and I totally lost it. I started screaming at the guy “If you f**king know Jesus, then know
the G-D**m road!” and some more rude things before I proceed to cut him off and give him the finger.
I am so sorry Mr. Cut-Off Man my behavior was totally inexcusable.
thursday, june 26, 2003
Ummm, Michelle...
26 jun 03 @ 3:53 pm
CD Swapping I can get into that!!!
I have
a gazillion CD’s and a good portion I don’t even listen to anymore. So, why not
CD-Swap? Shoot, it’s free and there is food involved – I can’t be that!
Anne you are the greatest!!!
I have been having a dry spell on some good reading materials since
I had to let go of some of my subscriptions to vital periodicals. And trying to catch up on my favorite reading like
“Foreign Affairs” by sitting in Barnes and Noble has caused me to meet many more Chatty-Cathy people then necessary. So, I was in a total funk – but Anne came to my
rescue! While, sitting in Anne’s office using her “non-sticking” fax machine today I saw the latest edition of “Foreign
Affairs” on the floor. I basically screamed how much I love “Foreign Affairs” and how I didn’t have a subscription anymore
– well, Anne stated our office gets about 6 copies and I can have my very own if I wish. And, I wish!
Punditocracy???
This was originally in my Sideblog with the time stamp of: Tue Jun
24 2003 5:43 PM. Thought it was way to cool to delete so moved it on over!!! --
While reading Oliver Willis I ran across the word punditocracy - I was like WTF does that mean?
So, I went on over to dictionary.com to see what it was. Punditocracy means a group of pundits who wield
great political influence.
Thank you bloggers for teaching me something new each day!
wednesday, june 25, 2003
Just for you NG -- Since I don't have a comments feature...
From: "One who needs not be named"
Sent: 06/25/03 06:30 AM
To:
Miss T.J.
Subject: RE: JCAD...Who gives a ****?
Dear Heartbreaker,
When are you going to get the comments feature up on this blog?
I got some comments for you:
1. Technically, he didn’t ask you three questions just one.
You read articles in agreements – An article has sub-articles, his question had sub-questions. Give the guy a break.
2. Why was the guy “spooky”? Okay, let me take that
back – I know your history, he probably was spooky, but remember what you use to tell me “***** attract *****” – So, this
means, you are either spooky and/or crazy because you keep attracting these losers.
3. When are you going to have that stick logged up your ass
you paid six figures for removed? HA!
Okay, I will stop harassing you and let you know that life is good
and you, your smile and honesty is so ever missed! The misses says “hello and be nicer to the boys, you don’t want to end
up alone!” -- Don’t huff and roll your eyes, she just thinks you should be married by now, you have to understand she
is from a different PLANET, but I love her!
Love Always,
NG
MY REPLY TO NG
From: “Miss T.J.”
Sent: 06/25/2033 9:45 AM
To: "One who needs not be named"
Subject:
RE: JCAD…Why are ya’ll so stupid?
Hello ***** whipped man,
Life is fine and ya’ll are missed as well. I don’t have the
capabilities in this system to have the comments feature. But, just for you I will post your message and my reply in
the weblog. My reply to your comments are below:
1. Whatever! You may have a point but I needed to end
the conversation quick.
2. And, yes he was spooky! Remember Axis and the guy
I met there – will imagine that but shorter. So he was SPOOKY!!! And I do agree that I must be “spooky and/or crazy”
to keep attracting these “fine” men, but it doesn’t mean I gotta settle – All I will say is “Fools Rush In” and look at MG,
she settled and look at the fine mess she is in – Now, HA-HA!!!
3. The stick stays until I finish paying for it.
Tell MG I said hello and don’t hold her breath for a wedding, also
let her know I can’t wait to see pictures of the baby when it comes, WE ALL PRAY he or she will resemble her.
With love,
T.J.
tuesday, june 24, 2003
JCAD ChemSentry
Spooky young man at Target -- Do you know what JCAD ChemSentry is and what it does?
Miss T.J. -- Yes, I do! "The JCAD ChemSentry point chemical
vapor detector is designed and produced by BAE SYSTEMS. It is the ideal chemical detector for a broad range of functions. The unit is small and light enough to be hand-held or
worn. It may be installed and networked in vehicles, aircraft, ships, and around buildings and facilities." Such a random
question - Why do you ask?
Spooky young man at Target -- Didn't have a better first line and
figured you might know something about the JCAD since you work for BAE.
Miss T.J. -- How do you know I work for BAE?
Spooky young man at Target -- Points at my chest and chuckles --
Your name-tag!
Miss T.J. -- Oh!
Spooky young man at Target -- Umm, can I ask you another question?
Miss T.J. -- You just did but, you can ask another.
Spooky young man at Target -- Umm, do you wanna go out or can I
get your number or can I give you mine?
Miss T.J. -- That was three questions? And you have an unfair advantage,
you know my name already. And before you tell me your name or anything else, let me just say this -- Your intro
question was good but, I can't meet new people at the moment. Thank you and good evening.
A night at Target can bring many things outside of contact lens solution.
Sideblog...
See the new feature on my litte crappy web site.
Well I love it! I read about Sideblog on bizstone.com and saw he had it, then saw that Jen had it, so I had to be the copy cat and go and get it! Isn't it lovely to be unoriginal!
Now I can give ya'll more useless junk to look into!!!
Keanu and “Promises and Lies”…
This morning I awoke to Keanu’s smile; my small girly hands enclosed in his, atop a bed of white goose feathered filled pillows from the Neiman Marcus pink sale. Keanu dragged me happily from bed to present me a key to my new Harley Davidson Edition F-150, filled with Christian Louboutin shoes and a new Harley Davidson Fat Boy. It was wonderful and throughout the entire experience I heard UB40 in the background playing my favorite tracks from their album “Promises and Lies”
Boy, was that a good dream that I was very unhappy to wake from!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOANI!!!
Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy
Birthday dear Joani! Happy Birthday to you...And many more!!!
monday, june 23, 2003
Project Implicit...
Found out about this Harvard study through a Yahoo Group
posting where "you will have the opportunity to assess your conscious and unconscious preferences
for over 60 different topics ranging from pets to political issues, ethnic groups to sports teams, and entertainers to styles
of music. At the same time, you will be assisting in a large-scale study of preferences"
If you are interested, take one of the four demos given
at the below link.
https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/demo
Laziness has set in…
Thursday, 19 June 2003 was the last date I posted – WHY, you ask?
Because, my ass is lazy! So, I will recap the last few days in one post:
Friday – Cleaned like crazy.
The flood I experienced early this year is taking its toll on me and I seem to find something new ruined each and every day.
I thought all was cool, clean and dry, but no I find mold growing under my portable closets I got from K-Mart, so I have to take them all down and throw them away. What the heck am I going to do with all my clothes in the meantime?
I know my dry cleaning bill is going to be almost a grand.
Saturday – More cleaning, need I
write more?
Sunday – Good deed and “sex” day!
I got up at the butt crack of dawn to go down to Federal Triangle and get my walk on for the Juvenile Diabetes Charity walk (if you want to donate some funds I am still accepting donations
on-line, so click here to donate) -- 5K in under an hour – I am feeling good and healthy! So to celebrate my good deed and healthy attitude, I go and
munch down on the BBQ at my folks house that was prepared for my stepfathers family from North Carolina. All I can say is me tummy was quite happy and yelling “PORK GOOD, PORK GOOD!”
Later in the evening, went into
Adams Morgan for dinner and the viewing of the sixth season premiere episode of “Sex and the City” at Felix Lounge. While having dinner I half-listened to a promoter of 8-minute dating convince the manager of Felix that 8-minute dating and Felix were a good match -- maybe I will try it...Who am
I kidding I would stop the date after two minutes -- I didn't get the nicknames "Ice Queen" and "****** Biatch"
for nothing!
Company for dinner was excellent, dinner was great,
the premiere was good and the folks in attendance were a riot. I mean it was like a circus, folks lined up around the
block to get into a place the size of pea. The outfits were hilarious and there were more Carrie wannabes then necessary.
If I wasn’t so damn lazy I might write up a list about that!
And now Monday – Work, work, work!
I haven’t read the paper in four days, so I guess that is what I will do tonight instead of watching the idiot box.
But now, I think I am going to complete my ten-minute break from the workplace and look for an e-card for a new friend’s birthday
that is tomorrow.
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